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The state of having semen on one's usually dominant hand, especially immediately after masturbation.

I told my mom I was doing homework, but when she barged in the Computer Room, she caught me whitehanded

whitehanded by Gaijinguy April 21, 2008

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white-handed

Getting caught "white-handed" is when someone is caught in the act of masturbating. They could be masturbating to porn, or they could just be having some fun with themselves on the toilet. White-handed refers to the cum that drips out of their penis and onto their hands if they don't clean it up right away.

Ethan's mom: So I was going into Ethan's room yesterday to give him his laundry, and then I caught him white-handed!
Ethan's teacher: I caught him in school once! He is such a horny kid...

white-handed by SlutVista November 3, 2013

caught white handed

Getting caught jerking it.

He does jerk it, I caught him white handed.

caught white handed by Dave- June 29, 2005

White Handed

When a man is caught post-masturbation, pre-cleanup.

She walked in on me with a knuckle omlette.

Dude, she caught you white handed!

White Handed by Scandanavian746 March 27, 2011

Caught White Handed

Getting caught cranking it right when you cum.

"Dude I was so horny, so I started jerking. Right when I exploded, my dad came into my room and I was caught white handed."

Caught White Handed by yedster14 March 15, 2012

Caught White Handed

State of being spotted during masturbation.

A: Have you seen Jake? I suspected he is in his dorm room but it was locked.
B: Hmm.. maybe he is there and didn't want to be caught white handed.
A: Yeah, could be.

Caught White Handed by FARCELL October 7, 2018

Caught white handed

when ur bussin a phat one and ur dead grandma walks in and slaps your peen so she gets cum on her hand

Jimmy: *nutting furiously*
Dead Grandma: What the fook Jimmy that’s desgustang *slaps dick*
Jimmy: Damn grandma you caught me white handed

Caught white handed - when ur bussin a phat one and ur dead grandma walks in and slaps your peen so she gets cum on her hand

Caught white handed by pakiboi3000 November 11, 2019

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026