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white tax 

additional charges paid for goods or services purchased by a white person at a minority-run place of business

exact amounts and percentages are at the discretion of the seller, but are often small enough that the buyer doesn't realize the addition until after the transaction has been completed
on my way back from the seven eleven on MLK blvd, i realized my pack of smokes and case of bud cost more than it did from the one i usually go to on first st. must have been my white tax.
white tax by 7h0rn3 September 8, 2010
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white assembly tax 

The extra price people pay for "luxury" goods just because they were built by white people.

The white assembly tax inspires a false confidence in quality and and an unsupported assurance that the product is the best.

The white assembly tax is confirmed to be added to the price of a product if it is made in Germany, or some other European country.

Ikea and countries formerly part Soviet Union have been known to damage the effect.
It can apply to cars, apparel, even stationary.
Aaron prided himself in his crayon set purchase knowing that the wax was shaped and dyed in Germany.

As soon as Tim saw that the stapler was made in Italy, he took an instant liking to it, even though the stapler next to it from Myanmar was 20% cheaper due to the lack of white assembly tax. The Myanmar stapler also shot lasers and made long distance calls for free.

Apple is sneaky. They affix a "Designed in California" sign to justify the price premium for their products by the white assembly tax. However, they're stuff is still made in China.

White Girl Tax

A Tax that foreign guys must pay to white women, in America, for taking the jobs of white men. Since white men no longer have jobs they are not able to buy things, hence foreigners need to supplement it with gifts or cash for the women.
"You better pay up your white girl tax at the end of the month. Remember it's 2/3 of your salary, not including back rubs."

"Foreigners have to pay an extra tax in America, The White Girl Tax."
White Girl Tax by BrownHolyCow April 29, 2013

black and white taxi

A police car. Often used as an euphemism for being arrested for domestic violence.
"Steve? He's not around today. His wife called him a black and white taxi."

white taxi 

The act of or being found in the act of a presumably 'sexual act' in an uncontrolled situation. Pertains only to male teachers, proffesors or instructors.
Mr. Hohlt was in the white taxi.
white taxi by Jel-kaj January 22, 2004

tax write-off day 

a day so mundane/confusing/weird that you just want it to end and forget about it as soon as possible.
"Yesterday was so confusing, i waited for a phone call for 5 hours and they ended up not calling at all. Then the power went out until morning"

"Wow that seems like a weird day"

"Yea, it was a tax write-off day"
tax write-off day by Trymphus September 1, 2025

taxi fer white 

This term can be used when someone has taken too much alcohol or drugs and has gone very pale and is usually sick or passed out whitey and really needs to go home. Usually it is taking the piss out of the whitey victim.
John sees Mike whiteying in the corner.
John shouts to anyone nearby, "Ha ha taxi fer white". Mike groans and throws up.
taxi fer white by Decman December 10, 2007
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