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white tax 

additional charges paid for goods or services purchased by a white person at a minority-run place of business

exact amounts and percentages are at the discretion of the seller, but are often small enough that the buyer doesn't realize the addition until after the transaction has been completed
on my way back from the seven eleven on MLK blvd, i realized my pack of smokes and case of bud cost more than it did from the one i usually go to on first st. must have been my white tax.
white tax by 7h0rn3 September 8, 2010
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white assembly tax 

The extra price people pay for "luxury" goods just because they were built by white people.

The white assembly tax inspires a false confidence in quality and and an unsupported assurance that the product is the best.

The white assembly tax is confirmed to be added to the price of a product if it is made in Germany, or some other European country.

Ikea and countries formerly part Soviet Union have been known to damage the effect.
It can apply to cars, apparel, even stationary.
Aaron prided himself in his crayon set purchase knowing that the wax was shaped and dyed in Germany.

As soon as Tim saw that the stapler was made in Italy, he took an instant liking to it, even though the stapler next to it from Myanmar was 20% cheaper due to the lack of white assembly tax. The Myanmar stapler also shot lasers and made long distance calls for free.

Apple is sneaky. They affix a "Designed in California" sign to justify the price premium for their products by the white assembly tax. However, they're stuff is still made in China.

White Girl Tax

A Tax that foreign guys must pay to white women, in America, for taking the jobs of white men. Since white men no longer have jobs they are not able to buy things, hence foreigners need to supplement it with gifts or cash for the women.
"You better pay up your white girl tax at the end of the month. Remember it's 2/3 of your salary, not including back rubs."

"Foreigners have to pay an extra tax in America, The White Girl Tax."
White Girl Tax by BrownHolyCow April 29, 2013

black and white taxi

A police car. Often used as an euphemism for being arrested for domestic violence.
"Steve? He's not around today. His wife called him a black and white taxi."

white taxi 

The act of or being found in the act of a presumably 'sexual act' in an uncontrolled situation. Pertains only to male teachers, proffesors or instructors.
Mr. Hohlt was in the white taxi.
white taxi by Jel-kaj January 22, 2004

tax write-off day 

a day so mundane/confusing/weird that you just want it to end and forget about it as soon as possible.
"Yesterday was so confusing, i waited for a phone call for 5 hours and they ended up not calling at all. Then the power went out until morning"

"Wow that seems like a weird day"

"Yea, it was a tax write-off day"
tax write-off day by Trymphus September 1, 2025

taxi fer white 

This term can be used when someone has taken too much alcohol or drugs and has gone very pale and is usually sick or passed out whitey and really needs to go home. Usually it is taking the piss out of the whitey victim.
John sees Mike whiteying in the corner.
John shouts to anyone nearby, "Ha ha taxi fer white". Mike groans and throws up.
taxi fer white by Decman December 10, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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