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White Gay 

The "Gay best friend" typically portrayed on sitcoms screaming "OH MY GOD GURL YAAAS". An unbearable cis queen, everything they do or say has to be over-dramatic. A White Gay like a White Feminist, is not exclusively "White" or Homosexual, the only definitive traits are the endless spouting of Tumblr or urban slang and "controversial" propaganda/topics in hopes of getting attention. Most likely a twink, with no conscience of privilege or minority struggles (most likely sexist although they try to act like black women).

I.E: Jeffree Star
"Do you want to invite Taylor?"
"No, he's such a White Gay, he's obnoxious and is gonna make it all about him"
White Gay by pepitostheone December 5, 2016

Pure white gay man 

Phrase started by a pure white gay man.

Gay White Kids 

1) A kid; typically of an unusually wealthy background, of European descent, who despite the resources given at their disposal, tend to waste their parents money and time-and still find ways to coexist amongst the rest of the world.

2) A kid, once again, typically of European descent from a wealthy suburb who lacks cultural understanding on an entirety, thus having a very narrow perspective on the world at large

3) Kids who solely repeat what they see rappers doing on T.V, and get in large groups and claim that they are "cool" or "hard" because they use mild psychoactive substances.

4) Kids who use outdated catch phrases and attempt to pass them off as if they had not gone out of style back in the 70's

5) Kids who claim to be "progressive or new-age hippies," but have 100's of thousands at their disposal which completely contradicts the idea of being a "hippie" in this example i examine that this group of individuals tends on an entirety to lack a sense of identity. They also tend to be ignorant about the identities they claim to have chosen.

6) Literally dress exactly the same, act the same, say the same shit.. someone has got to do something.

7) When you single out on individual from the vast group, they can't defend themselves.. At all.
Kids from Boulder most likely are gay white kids

Man look at all those gay white kids, the funny thing is.. they don't even realize how gay they are and act.

Man, it sure did take me a while to realize I wasn't dealing with any ordinary white kids.. these are gay white kids.
Gay White Kids by Hitwhereithurtsman September 27, 2011

Gay White Shark

This is a sub-type of male homosexual who is large, very pale, shaved, loves to bite, and enjoys sexual water sports.
Wyatt: "Hey, I heard that you've landed yourself the big one Stuart! You lucky bitch!"
Stuart: "Why yes I did! We are incredible together! You've got to get yourself out there in the seas of sleaze so that you can get away from the bears and twinks and onto your own Gay White Shark."
Wyatt: "One day I will, Stuart. I'm not a vanishing horizon you know."
Gay White Shark by von groovy June 21, 2024

penis gay pee white supremacy 

You are bored. Saying random shit in your discord chat. The first words that come into your head ‘penis’ and ‘gay’ and then add some random words and then Penis Gay Pee White Supremacy
Person 1: hi
Person 2: penis gay pee white supremacy

Person 1: ok

National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day

Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.
Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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