whitan
That girl is a whitan!!
whitan by Heather Heather March 6, 2009
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Whistance
There are moments in a man's life where he plays as a female character in a video game
character and decides that that is worthy of a self diagnosis of gender dysphoria.
On hormone replacement therapy and with a kawaii skirt in hand, it's time to
use a random name generator to create a moniker suitable for a princess such as yourself.
The process is not significant. What matters is the TIM period blood that shall be paved
henceforth as Whistance. Avert thy eyes Lesbians, before you stands the final boss of
autogynophilia.
character and decides that that is worthy of a self diagnosis of gender dysphoria.
On hormone replacement therapy and with a kawaii skirt in hand, it's time to
use a random name generator to create a moniker suitable for a princess such as yourself.
The process is not significant. What matters is the TIM period blood that shall be paved
henceforth as Whistance. Avert thy eyes Lesbians, before you stands the final boss of
autogynophilia.
Dude 1: I have become Whistance destroyer of wombs.
Dude 2: That Whistance pee pee is poggers and gender neutral.
Dude 2: That Whistance pee pee is poggers and gender neutral.
Whistance by Sh1ump4AchtAcht July 17, 2022
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whitan • whitanabekeefcore • whitenigger • whiteninja • whitaker • whiteness • whiteneck • Whiten't • Whitename • whipang
whittnee
Whittnee is the most funniest, charismatic, beautiful human on earth. She is down to earth and super creative. She has attitude, and the most killer body ever. If you ever cross her, you will remember her for life. She the center of attention everywhere she goes. People are jealous of her and try to be just like her. If you ever get in a relationship with her, you’ll probably be jealous too. She’s one of kind and you’ll never find anyone like her!
whittnee by beachluvr525 May 18, 2018
Whitenugget
A rare illness that is usually transmitted to an unsuspecting victim through eating a "chicken mc.nugget" from Mc.Donalds. It results in vomiting, explosive diarrhea, bleeding of the ears, eyes, nose, pores, reproductive organs, and anus. Victim may become infertile, and reproductive organs may fall off. Some cases report loss of vision and hearing, and instead of mucus, they were sneezing up Mc.Donalds BBQ sauce. Other symptoms are, but are not limited to:
Nausea, irritability and short tempers, hostility homicidal impulses, having an urge to go out to Olive Garden, rapid loss of mental clarity, amnesia, kidney failure, muscle aching and weakness, tingling or cramping in the legs, finding Lady Gaga on your iPod, inability to walk, problems sleeping, constipation, impaired muscle formation, waking up in the middle of the night to play World Of Warcraft, erectile dysfunction, temperature regulation problems, nerve damage, mental confusion, urge to eat small children, liver damage and abnormalities, neuropathy, and death.
Nausea, irritability and short tempers, hostility homicidal impulses, having an urge to go out to Olive Garden, rapid loss of mental clarity, amnesia, kidney failure, muscle aching and weakness, tingling or cramping in the legs, finding Lady Gaga on your iPod, inability to walk, problems sleeping, constipation, impaired muscle formation, waking up in the middle of the night to play World Of Warcraft, erectile dysfunction, temperature regulation problems, nerve damage, mental confusion, urge to eat small children, liver damage and abnormalities, neuropathy, and death.
Greg- Man, do you hear about what happened to Jacob last night?
Bill- I heard he was bleeding out his ears and his ass!
Greg- Must be the Whitenugget.
Bill- I heard he was bleeding out his ears and his ass!
Greg- Must be the Whitenugget.
Whitenugget by Guy who ate a chicken mc.nugg. October 14, 2012
Whitename
A user that is new to a Discord server. As they are new they are not accustomed to the culture or norms of the server and have not acquired any roles beyond the default role which causes the user's name to be white in color. These users are typically oblivious to server rules and are most often inactive and out of touch. The name is usually used in a derogatory way by server members in a fashion not unlike the Senior-Freshman school hierarchy.
Whitename: haha epic dab kill ni**ers
Server Veteran: Fucking whitenames always trying to be edgy for attention.
Server Veteran: Fucking whitenames always trying to be edgy for attention.
Whitename by Weesterner June 14, 2018
Polish Tooth Whitening
The act of ejaculating in a chicks butt, dipping your index finger in and having a good swirl (best done left handed). After mixing in the bung hole for a while, you remove your finger now basted in the semen entrenched fecal potion. This is done doggie style so the chick is clueless when you reach around and stick your index finger in her mouth and give her a good Polish tooth whitening. Finish off by wiping your dick on her curtains.
When money is tight or you are too cheap to by generic whitening strips, it's always prudent to give your girlfriend with discolored teeth a good old fashion Polish Tooth Whitening the next time she gets a rogering from behind.
Polish Tooth Whitening by Bugsy McDingle November 20, 2012
Whitney
A beautiful, sophisticated woman. She enjoys respect and cute jestures. Buy her flowers and chocolates and she'll be yours forever. She deserves attention and is generally good at everything. She seems innocent but has a dirty mind. Of course she's gorgeous as she often wins and accomplishes everything. She loves everything and everyone, but don't piss her off or you'll think the world is ending. Normally her hair and eyes are gorgeous and she is one damn fine friend. Enjoy her and give her lots of compliments, she forgives easily, but you should always forgive her too. Love her unconditionally, never lead her on. She has an adventurous soul, appreciate it.
You are lucky if you meet one.
You are lucky if you meet one.
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
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