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When your wife doesn't want to have sex so somehow you convince her to let you watch virtual porn and still have sex with her at the same time. As if it's not her.
Did you get lucky last night?
Kinda, I Whisner ed her so I definitely had sex... But with VR goggles on? Was weird bro, she's a freak.
Damn dude, you just have a cool ass wife.

The whisner 

When you're girlfriends asleep, you grab her tit and jerk yourself off
I was so horny and my girlfriend didnt want to have sex so i pulled the whisner
The whisner by Sack558 September 14, 2018

The Whisner 

When you're horny and your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex. So you grab her tit and jerk yourself off.
Man I had to do the whisner last night
The Whisner by Sack558 September 14, 2018

good whiskers

This is a boxing term for someone who is hard to knock out, the opposite of glass jaw.
Ray Mercer had good whiskers and a good chin, so no KO was likely.
good whiskers by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2016

dirt whisperer 

Noun: A homosexual man who makes passes at another man through the use of social media with the intention of getting dirty.
That doctor must be a dirt whisperer with all the things he said about his landscaper on Facebook.
dirt whisperer by MJ\/FB October 8, 2013

Stripper Whisperer 

A guy who enjoys listening to the messed up stories of strippers as much as, if not more than watching them dance. He is like the amateur psychologist of the strip club community and always ends up in an extended conversation with the girls.

A skilled stripper whisperer will help his crew stay clear of any unnecessary drama, and pair up each of his boys with the correct dancer for their personal brand of crazy.
Next time you hit the strip club, bring my cousin. The guy's a straight up stripper whisperer. He'll have the deets on all the girls.
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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