whisner

Can be funny at times, but overall is just compensating for his small dick.

"Eww, don't be such a whisner "

by Teddy BEARZ March 26, 2016

Whisner

When your wife doesn't want to have sex so somehow you convince her to let you watch virtual porn and still have sex with her at the same time. As if it's not her.

Did you get lucky last night?
Kinda, I Whisner ed her so I definitely had sex... But with VR goggles on? Was weird bro, she's a freak.
Damn dude, you just have a cool ass wife.

by Common, it's urban dictionary November 15, 2022

The whisner

When you're girlfriends asleep, you grab her tit and jerk yourself off

I was so horny and my girlfriend didnt want to have sex so i pulled the whisner

by Sack558 September 14, 2018

The Whisner

When you're horny and your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex. So you grab her tit and jerk yourself off.

Man I had to do the whisner last night

by Sack558 September 14, 2018

good whiskers

This is a boxing term for someone who is hard to knock out, the opposite of glass jaw.

Ray Mercer had good whiskers and a good chin, so no KO was likely.

by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2016

dirt whisperer

Noun: A homosexual man who makes passes at another man through the use of social media with the intention of getting dirty.

That doctor must be a dirt whisperer with all the things he said about his landscaper on Facebook.

by MJ\/FB October 8, 2013

Stripper Whisperer

A guy who enjoys listening to the messed up stories of strippers as much as, if not more than watching them dance. He is like the amateur psychologist of the strip club community and always ends up in an extended conversation with the girls.

A skilled stripper whisperer will help his crew stay clear of any unnecessary drama, and pair up each of his boys with the correct dancer for their personal brand of crazy.

Next time you hit the strip club, bring my cousin. The guy's a straight up stripper whisperer. He'll have the deets on all the girls.

by K. Washington July 26, 2016