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When your wife doesn't want to have sex so somehow you convince her to let you watch virtual porn and still have sex with her at the same time. As if it's not her.
Did you get lucky last night?
Kinda, I Whisner ed her so I definitely had sex... But with VR goggles on? Was weird bro, she's a freak.
Damn dude, you just have a cool ass wife.

The whisner 

When you're girlfriends asleep, you grab her tit and jerk yourself off
I was so horny and my girlfriend didnt want to have sex so i pulled the whisner
The whisner by Sack558 September 14, 2018

The Whisner 

When you're horny and your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex. So you grab her tit and jerk yourself off.
The Whisner by Sack558 September 14, 2018

good whiskers

This is a boxing term for someone who is hard to knock out, the opposite of glass jaw.
Ray Mercer had good whiskers and a good chin, so no KO was likely.
good whiskers by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2016

dirt whisperer 

Noun: A homosexual man who makes passes at another man through the use of social media with the intention of getting dirty.
That doctor must be a dirt whisperer with all the things he said about his landscaper on Facebook.
dirt whisperer by MJ\/FB October 8, 2013

Stripper Whisperer 

A guy who enjoys listening to the messed up stories of strippers as much as, if not more than watching them dance. He is like the amateur psychologist of the strip club community and always ends up in an extended conversation with the girls.

A skilled stripper whisperer will help his crew stay clear of any unnecessary drama, and pair up each of his boys with the correct dancer for their personal brand of crazy.
Next time you hit the strip club, bring my cousin. The guy's a straight up stripper whisperer. He'll have the deets on all the girls.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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