whiser

The only human being who is super ugly

I am whiser meaning: you are an ugly person

by nangatuli'g ilong June 20, 2022

good whiskers

This is a boxing term for someone who is hard to knock out, the opposite of glass jaw.

Ray Mercer had good whiskers and a good chin, so no KO was likely.

by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2016

dirt whisperer

Noun: A homosexual man who makes passes at another man through the use of social media with the intention of getting dirty.

That doctor must be a dirt whisperer with all the things he said about his landscaper on Facebook.

by MJ\/FB October 8, 2013

Stripper Whisperer

A guy who enjoys listening to the messed up stories of strippers as much as, if not more than watching them dance. He is like the amateur psychologist of the strip club community and always ends up in an extended conversation with the girls.

A skilled stripper whisperer will help his crew stay clear of any unnecessary drama, and pair up each of his boys with the correct dancer for their personal brand of crazy.

Next time you hit the strip club, bring my cousin. The guy's a straight up stripper whisperer. He'll have the deets on all the girls.

by K. Washington July 26, 2016

Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer

Briggsy has, over time, developed the unique talent of being able to communicate with the largest living land animals through the use of his incredibly deep voice which has an expansive range of between 300-600km. He has honed this ability onto preying on any women over 16st in weight. It is rumoured that his deep tones have attractive qualities for these women, so they are easily lured into his miniscule frame.

What's that rumbling? the ground is starting to shake...is it the sound of Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer luring his pie eating salad dodgers or is it a herd of the fat 'meat-wagons' travelling to his lair?

by sunday roast with two sows August 24, 2006

the whispering liz

She slowly crawls up your back and whispers “Fuck you John” then fucks Josh.

“Oh Shit! it’s the Whispering Liz!”

by Liezel mumu Domingouwuigrhjeai November 6, 2018

nipple whisperer

One who has the extraordinary ability to communicate with an male or female (usually depending on preference) nipple.

"have you ever had your nipple read?"
"No!?"
"She is very uncomfortable with its current living conditions"
"Thank you i will fix that immediately! Who are you?"
"Just call me the nipple whisperer"

by Bra HouseOfTheRisingSun June 9, 2014