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wigsnatchedmitosis 

it’s a very dangerous disease caused by getting your wig snatched.
ugh jaeleen was diagnosed with WIGSNATCHEDMITOSIS

Wisnatch 

The words witch and snatch combined. Derogatory term for a woman that really pissed you off. Used when the words witch and snatch used individually are not insulting enough.
You're a fucking wisnatch!
Wisnatch by Mizcreant December 14, 2010
When someone, sometimes unexpectedly & abruptly, "air out someone's dirty laundry" in front of many people. It's not normally malicious & is justified, because the "wig snatcher" is correcting a wrong, normally by blowing up "someone's spot", "throwing under the bus" or "putting someone on blast", for slander & lies that a person or people are telling about other individuals. It's meant to cause the "wig snatchee" shame or to be exposed as a liar. Wig snatching is normally backed by truths & facts from prior events that took place or conversations had.
I rolled up to this lady that I used to work with, which just so happened be talking to a person that we mutually know. As the lady, greeted me happily. Suddenly, the person we mutually know was like, "Name, you remember that time we were hanging out, & you said that all that stuff about Hector? I thought you didn't like him with all that shit you were talking.." #WIGSNATCH I wish you could've seen the look on this lady's face!!! HAHAHAHA!
wigsnatch by WigSnatcher October 30, 2013

whipstitch 

every chance you get.

a whip stitch is used to join to fabrics together. since the fabrics must be tight, there are a lot of stitches. hence, someone performing an act "every whipstitch" would be a lot.
my wife calling me at every whipstitch is getting very annoying.
whipstitch by roydisms March 5, 2009

Whipstache

A mustache made of whipped cream. Closely related to the milk mustache, yet infinitely cooler.
Two kids are drinking hot chocolate.

Kid A: *giggles*
Kid B: "what's so funny?"
Kid A: "OMG you totally have a whipstache!"
Whipstache by mustache du lait September 30, 2009

Whosnatch 

The combination of a bitch and a cunt. A person in the act of being a bitch and a cunt at the same time.
Exmple: look at that whosnatch (bitch ass cunt)! or look here you whosnatch (cunt ass bitch)!
Whosnatch by Atdavis November 9, 2022