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whatstache 

When a person is attempting to grow a mustache but it ends up looking thin and meager.
That loser asked if we like his mustache and I was like, 'Whatstache?'
whatstache by capfund February 10, 2009
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wispstache 

1) a subtle moustache.

2) moustache in-the-making
"OMG he has a dead animal living on his upper lip."

"No that's just a wispstache. The lazy *** always waits too long to shave."
wispstache by yoursexylover October 26, 2009

hipstache 

1) a form a facial hair grown in the 'stache area by a commonly known annoying species called "hipsters"

2) a mustache grown on the hip
Person #1: Oh man, look at that hipster couple. See, the guy even has a mustache.

Person #2: Oh, you mean a hipstache?
hipstache by Ashlee & Kiley December 24, 2010

Whiffstache 

Any MLB player who wears a mustache and is prone to striking out.
The center fielder is a rally killing whiffstache.
Whiffstache by Whoduzitbutter August 9, 2024

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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