Whipstache

A mustache made of whipped cream. Closely related to the milk mustache, yet infinitely cooler.

Two kids are drinking hot chocolate.

Kid A: *giggles*
Kid B: "what's so funny?"
Kid A: "OMG you totally have a whipstache!"

by mustache du lait September 30, 2009

whatstache

When a person is attempting to grow a mustache but it ends up looking thin and meager.

That loser asked if we like his mustache and I was like, 'Whatstache?'

by capfund February 10, 2009

wispstache

1) a subtle moustache.

2) moustache in-the-making

"OMG he has a dead animal living on his upper lip."

"No that's just a wispstache. The lazy *** always waits too long to shave."

by yoursexylover October 26, 2009

hipstache

1) a form a facial hair grown in the 'stache area by a commonly known annoying species called "hipsters"

2) a mustache grown on the hip

Person #1: Oh man, look at that hipster couple. See, the guy even has a mustache.

Person #2: Oh, you mean a hipstache?

by Ashlee & Kiley December 24, 2010

Whiffstache

Any MLB player who wears a mustache and is prone to striking out.

The center fielder is a rally killing whiffstache.

by Whoduzitbutter August 9, 2024