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Whine O'Clock 

Exactly the same as Wine O'Clock but accompanied by bitching about your Career, your partner or the weather on Facebook or other social network.
What a shitty day, it's definitely whine O'Clock.
Whine O'Clock by pseudonym not found September 29, 2011
An indivudual who enjoys drinking wine more than most, this would be the person you ask... "what kind of wine goes best with lamb shanks and sweet peas?"
My roomy is a huge wine-o, she has over 200 different wines in the basement.
wine-o by enjoytheride November 10, 2008
One who enjoys the numbing properties of wine daily to avoid their painful reality that is life. Wineo's usually start drinking with friends then drink by themselves in their bedrooms. They start with half bottles a day then move on to full bottles a day, eventually buying boxs of wine in bulk to supply their needs.
Jessica drank the rest of her bottle of wine she just open earlier that day. She then enjoyed a nice bowl of chili. The wine-o then spilled the chili all over herself.
wine-o by Joshhh January 6, 2009
One who enjoys a glass, bottle or vineyard of wine way more than most...
β€œDeborah intended to drink one glass of wine however, woke up on a wine soiled sofa and no memory of how it happened! Deborah is a right wine-o...”
Wine-o by Deborahs sponsor October 23, 2019

wine O'clock 

a time for wine, often around early evening (5pm-ish). It is similar to "Beer O'Clock" in that it can be anytime a wine appreciator (read: "wino") feels that some good vino might just hit the spot
Man, today was a long dayβ€”it's definitely wine o'clock now.

whine one one 

The number you dial when calling a wahmbulance for someone that is whining.
"My girlfriend just broke up with me and my mom just died. I think I'm going to go stand in front of an oncoming train"
"Would you like me to call a wahmbulance? Dial whine one one?"
whine one one by Chris Stark April 23, 2006