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A gettogether in which the majority of the guests are caucasian
Friend 1: Yo I heard about this whetty on the beach, you coming?
Friend 2: yeah man I love white people!
whetty by kevin escobar November 24, 2010
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wetty fap 

To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies.
My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.
wetty fap by Bogrimm October 2, 2015
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Are you sweaty from gym clas
But ur wet from pornhub then you are wettyy
MOM IM WETTYY
Wettyy by Alexthegodd January 14, 2019
Whitty is a original Character for an Friday Night Funkin mod

The three songs he appears in are

. Lo-Fight

.Overhead

.Ballistic
For some reason, people think it's okay to ship Whitty with Tricky the clown (I will talk about him later)
Whitty by Random info for you April 13, 2021

sweaty wetty 

I just got done laying tile with a sweaty wetty, finished an hour early.
sweaty wetty by AnthonyinAnaheim February 2, 2014

Alan Whitty 

The biggest racist literally pedophile asshole to work with in general that thinks he controls everything just because he’s a master mason at some lodge organizing people to stalk and harass young Latino or Samoan kids that did nothing wrong except expressing their opinions they hate freemasonry.
Guy1:did you hear what Alan whitty did to the new kid they are working with in security

Guy2:yeah I’m apart of the harassment they call it gangstalking,but I fucking hate it the kid did nothing wrong
Guy1:I know fuck Alan whitty he needs to get exposed or killed
Guy2:exposure yes but killed naw bro the kid will murk him when he gets older but if Alan whitty calls it all off then him and his family should live I guess because I heard the kids training to kill them like Rambo style
Alan Whitty by Howdareu July 27, 2019
A Mexican slang term for white girl
Hey whetta sup bebé.
whetta by Pimpdaddyjbk1 April 20, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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