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Whattaya 

Short and quick way of saying "What are you" or "What do you" combined in one word, commonly used in conversations talking in second person.
Instant message conversation
Person 1: dude whattaya doing?
Person 2: nm, just chilling, you?
Person 1: whattaya mean nm? dude the party is tonight, right now, whattaya waiting for?
Person 2: will you stop saying that?
Person 1: whattaya mean?
Person 2: ...
Person 2 logs off
Whattaya by ajud24 November 14, 2009
Related Words
whetta whetto Whittaker whatta Wehttam wheatard wetta wettage Wheatabix Whitta
Verb. To 'melt' or 'pussy' out of something, in the unsuccessful hope of sexual conquest.
Guy 1: Is Jack coming to Hardwell tonight?
Guy 2: Nah mate, he's Whettoned out on us!
Guy 1: What a Whetton.
Passer By: SCHWEFFING CHUUUUUUUD

Guy 1: What was Jack up to last night?
Guy 2: Mate, he was Whettoning till the break o' dawn with that slut.
Passr By: CHUDDDING SCHWEEEFF

whittard 

A polite and friendly term to describe a person with a mental or physical dysfunction. Usually found in groups licking windows. Can often be found in Wigan, Doncaster, Crewe, Primark, Poundland, Netto, Lidl and Bradistan.

Can often be found drooling, slavering and claiming state benefits. A wheelchair may also be present.
Person A: (Drooling) - "I like your new haircut"
Person B: (Normal) - "Shut the fuck up you whittard"

Person A: "My sister is easy"
Person B: "Can she run away?"
Person A: "No...She is a whittard"
whittard by Steve jim and phil March 27, 2007
A kickass last name.

Pronounced wet-en or wet-tin
English, Scottish, or northern Irish: variant of Whitton
Dear Mrs. Whetten...
Whetten by mew22 January 17, 2009
The definition of lip smacking, ass smacking, pussy popping anime, which is of course the trailblazer for hentai, and the preference pedobears, cosplayers and nymphos alike. If you like 24/7 fapping and keep a bottle of KY in the top drawer next to your bed then you need WHENTAI.
Yo Hentai, Imma let you finish but Whentai had the best tentacle rape. KAWAII!
Whentai by Hachimitsu Manko October 10, 2009

Whatta Mook 

An insult to a moronic person, used usually by Mafia bosses and the higher ups.
"That new guy.... Whatta Mook.."
Whatta Mook by Crackazoid December 17, 2006