Wheatabix

a fat piece of shit who sits around in scooby doo underwear jammin "Aint No Nigga"

Yo man you need to do somethin with your life, dont be like wheatabix.

Wheatabix by My Name September 15, 2003

Wheatabix

Wheatabix is a type of concrete or as some people say:"Wheatabix is cereal"
Wheatabix is a hard piece of shit that is mostly used in construction and breaking teeth.

Oh boy,i need to break my teeth and make a building.
Friend:Use wheatabix!

Wheatabix by TableTennisCoffeTable January 28, 2017

Wet Weetabix 

The term given for a male/female that you would seek to or recommend to ‘eat out’ the vagina of or anus again.

I’ll be seeing her again, she sure is nutritious Wet Weetabix!

Wet Weetabix by Tomay Stoves April 11, 2021

weetabix weed

Weed, that is super dry and breaks apart when you just softly touch it.

Dude 1: my cannabis weetabix weed man. Dude 2: Man that sucks.

weetabix weed by BatmanAlexeh November 11, 2020

Weetabix and milk baby 

A phrase used by Maxmoefoe in iDubbbzTV’s videos, especially referenced in ‘ Giant Panda Mating Season’ featuring maxmoefoe, Filthy Frank and Anything4views. It is used to exclamate vivid euphoria and excitement.

Example:

During the video: Giant Panda Mating Season, Max and Frank are dressed up as pandas having the time of their life and not giving a shit, they are both very ecstatic to be in such a position.

Max and Frank in unison: “WOO, WEETABIX AND MILK BABY!”

Weetabix and milk baby by illiterate illegitimate August 13, 2018

licks on ya weetabix 

The equivalent of "shame" or "unlucky" to somebody who suffers a bit of misfortune, but it should not be used offensively e.g. if somebodys mate dies you shouldnt say it. You should only say it when its laughable at.

a friend: "I got turned down for the job because they said they didnt like my hair"

Me: "Licks on ya weetabix!!"

licks on ya weetabix by Tom O'G November 15, 2006

Dirty Weetabix 

A sex act, in which the receiver sucks a fart out of the aggressor's Anus. The act was allegedly first performed by a cornish man looking to supplement his choice, staple wheat breakfast block, with a lightweight and less colorific, airy alternative, owing it's name - The dirty weetabix.

'Ere now, where you to with my bloody fart box bitch, I needs me dirty weetabix quick fast.

Dirty Weetabix by Thefunkjuice July 30, 2017