wheeltard

Someone who is so mentally disabled that they can only move with assistance from a wheelchair.

Declan: Did you hear abou that chick Melanie?
Brett: Ya she's a total wheeltard!

by Wesley Green December 23, 2011

wheelbarrowed

Getting so drunk you have to be carried out in a wheelbarrow

OMG I got so wheelbarrowed last night I won't drink ever again

by mangled April 12, 2016

Weedtards

A group of friends from Bloomington Indiana that participate in illegal activities.

Bruh all the Weedtards should link this weekends.

by Relmcracker October 25, 2019

retrograde wheelbarrow

A sexual position in which the male (or pitcher) stands behind the female (catcher) and holds her legs up while she holds herself up with her arms in a wheelbarrow-like position, face down. It is in this position that the two engage in thrustings and moanings of sorts.

Male 1 - Dude, my girlfriend and I tried out the retrograde wheelbarrow last night. It was great.
Male 2 - I've gotta try that, soon.

by ryantowelpants November 23, 2007

missouri wheelbarrow

When a woman plows a dude in the ass while holding his legs and he walks across the room on his hands.

Candice wad thrilled when her husband requested a missouri wheelbarrow on valentines day.

Steve said he feels closest to his wife when she gives him a missouri wheelbarrow.

After receiving a blumpkin, Joe thought it would be only fitting to let Crystal give him a missouri wheelbarrow .

by McBiscuit10 February 14, 2015

Wheelbarrow Pirate Ship

An amazing sexual position that requires balance and precision. The woman puts her hands on the floor while you lift her legs onto either side of your body, finally raise her legs like a sail and give her the rambone while you walk her around the room.

I met her up in Boston at the wood shed and gave her the Wheelbarrow pirate ship.

by Drifting Nomad January 13, 2009

mexican wheelbarrow

fucking a girl from behind as you hold her legs up and she walks around the room on her hands.

Katy is such a mexican wheelbarrow. She can haul several loads at once.

by Bilbo T-baggins September 28, 2008