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wheatie

the slang term for someone that is sexually attracted to bread
"Jessica, get that bread loaf out of your vagina!" exclaimed Barbara.
"I can't help that I'm a wheatie, Barbara." replied Jessica.
by stevencharmichael November 18, 2015
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Wheatie

A way people refer to a student of Wheaton College, IL
Oh, my daughter's a Wheatie. She's studying psychology and art.
by KristyCM September 13, 2023
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Sweetie Wheatie

There's nothing like the unconditional love and kisses from my sweetie wheatie.
by editorjeff July 8, 2010
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Dirty Wheatie

When a guy is penetrating a women in the ass and, pulls out, jacks off and cums in the girls hair letting it dry for 3 hours.
Kate I see you're hair is a little mouse and sticky did someone give you a Dirty Wheatie?
by Oreiajad July 15, 2015
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eat your wheaties

A figure of speech which implies that you must be thoroughly prepared before engaging in a certain event. Usually, factors such as health physical stamina and mental state fall into what could be considered a "normal" state. however when the term eat your wheaties is directed at you this is done to inform you that to compete you must supercede normal levels of functioning.
The other day some guy at the bar told me that he could beat me in darts and i told him child please u better eat your wheaties.

While on descent from a vicious posterizing dunk, blake griffin muttered eat your wheaties to the unfortunate fool below him.
by arturo f. hernandez January 21, 2011
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Wheatley Effect

The Wheatley Effect is a behaviour in which a person takes over a successful brand/ company/ rights of media, and ruin it with almost every change they do by choosing stupid decisions
Person 1: "Elon Musk changed that Twitter accounts that don't pay for a monthly subscription will temporarily be restricted to reading 600 posts per day"
Person 2: "that's some kind of Wheatley Effect bullshit"

Person 1: "Elon Musk chose to rebrand Twitter.com into X.com"
Person 2: "wow, the Wheatley Effect must really take place here"

David Zaslav, new CEO of Warner Bros. Discovery following the merger, cancelling Batgirl, a nearly completed feature film, for tax reasons; and continuing to release 2023's The Flash, only for it to disastrously bomb at the box office is an example of the Whealtey Effect
by Nova_Wostra July 23, 2023
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Shit In My Wheaties

A big let down, something/someone continually depressing any hopeful thoughts, raining on my parade

comparable to piss in my cornflakes and who peed in your wheaties
Telling me he wasn't single just totally shat in my Wheaties.

I could tell him I sold the car already, but I'd feel guilty just shitting in his Wheaties.

You look like somebody just shit in your Wheaties, son!
by ~Ren~ September 10, 2005
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