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Short for "What's up".

Used in chat rooms, messengers, etc
ChatMan: Hello.
ChatPunk: Whazzup, man.
whazzup by Gabriel May 13, 2005
Not deriving from Scary Movie like everyone says, it derives from an old Budweiser commercial. It is used to say "How are you?" "What are you doing?" oor just "What's up?"
Buddy:Wazzap?!?!
Guy: Nuhin' B. Watchin' the game, havin a Bud. Sup wit'chu?
Buddy: Nuhin', watchin' the game, havin' a Bud.
Guy: True, true.
Wazzap by Giovanni Mann March 31, 2009
A greeting used by compu-phreakz after a flash film. It is a couple off people on the phone etc. shouting Whazaaaap!

It is so rediculous that it was fun when drunk!
1: Yo, what you doin?
2: Ya know, watching the game, drinking a Bud...
1: True, true
2: Whazaaaaaap!
1: Whazaaaaaap!
2: Whazaaaaaap!
<TRRRIIIINNNGGG>
2: Yo pick up the phone!
1: Hello...?
3: Whazaaaaaap!
1: Whazaaaaaap!
2: Whazaaaaaap!

etc...

You are my sunshine whazza matter for you downer courage slueth piety 

Whoever you send this holy text you must block them effective immediately .
You are my sunshine whazza matter for you downer courage slueth piety
(Block this person on all social media).
A douchebag way to say what's up. Will often be followed by an awkward silence.
Joe: Hey Jeff, WAZZAP MAAAAAN!!???

Jeff: ...What the fuck was that?

Joe: *looks down at feet* I was just...you know man...

Jeff: Whatever man. I'll get the whipped cream.
wazzap by Sue Doe Nymm June 5, 2009
Whazza is when you are so happy you can't think of anything else to say!!
WHAZZA!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna fart !!!!!!!
whazza by Mr.Poopypants May 13, 2005