Whazzap

A greeting a wangster uses towards someone else.

White Guy: Whazzap my homie dawg?
Black Dude: Say that again, and imma gonna pop a cap in yo ass foo.

by Jarrod M. March 4, 2008

whazzup

Short for "What's up".

Used in chat rooms, messengers, etc

ChatMan: Hello.
ChatPunk: Whazzup, man.

by Gabriel May 13, 2005

Wazzap

Not deriving from Scary Movie like everyone says, it derives from an old Budweiser commercial. It is used to say "How are you?" "What are you doing?" oor just "What's up?"

Buddy:Wazzap?!?!
Guy: Nuhin' B. Watchin' the game, havin a Bud. Sup wit'chu?
Buddy: Nuhin', watchin' the game, havin' a Bud.
Guy: True, true.

by Giovanni Mann March 31, 2009

Whazap

A greeting used by compu-phreakz after a flash film. It is a couple off people on the phone etc. shouting Whazaaaap!

It is so rediculous that it was fun when drunk!

1: Yo, what you doin?
2: Ya know, watching the game, drinking a Bud...
1: True, true
2: Whazaaaaaap!
1: Whazaaaaaap!
2: Whazaaaaaap!
<TRRRIIIINNNGGG>
2: Yo pick up the phone!
1: Hello...?
3: Whazaaaaaap!
1: Whazaaaaaap!
2: Whazaaaaaap!

etc...

by BenZoid Http://www.benweb.nl April 30, 2003

You are my sunshine whazza matter for you downer courage slueth piety

Whoever you send this holy text you must block them effective immediately .

You are my sunshine whazza matter for you downer courage slueth piety
(Block this person on all social media).

by j4cobi September 30, 2020

wazzap

A douchebag way to say what's up. Will often be followed by an awkward silence.

Joe: Hey Jeff, WAZZAP MAAAAAN!!???

Jeff: ...What the fuck was that?

Joe: *looks down at feet* I was just...you know man...

Jeff: Whatever man. I'll get the whipped cream.

by Sue Doe Nymm June 5, 2009

whazza

Whazza is when you are so happy you can't think of anything else to say!!

WHAZZA!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna fart !!!!!!!

by Mr.Poopypants May 13, 2005