what-and-what 

Neck and neck. About the same. No real difference.

“Their skills were about what-and-what.

what-and-what by Thomas Novak April 27, 2021

And what about it? 

A phrase made famous by Ariana Grande meaning why should I care? Also another way of saying “so what?” The gif of Ariana saying this has become a wide spread meme on twitter.

Paparazzi: “Ariana look at me. Ariana you’re not looking. ARIANA LOOK UP!”
Ariana: “And what about it?” *walks off*

Derek: “Why do you like Ariana Grande so much? She’s such a bitch!”
Avery: “And what about it?”

Patrick: “Damnit Karen you have a meeting in 10 minutes and you look terrible!”
Karen: “And what about it?”

And what about it? by @NoTearsJD on twitter July 4, 2018

you and what army 

A phrase that responds to a threat by implying that the threat is a weak one.

Billy: Our team is going to slaughter your team.
Nick: Yeah? You and what army?

you and what army by Overstored Milk June 11, 2014

Who are you, and what have you done with 

Used to express astonishment when somebody says or does something completely out of character. The only possible explanation is that they've been replaced by an alien shape-shifter who looks exactly like them, but acts differently.

The phrase is a parody of the cliché found in old movies, when somebody returns home to find their lover gone and a stranger in their place.

Shanee: "I'm going to stay in tonight and study."
Ruthie: "Who are you, and what have you done with Shanee?"

Who are you, and what have you done with by Yogi Bhajan February 26, 2011

I'm 12 years old and what is this? 

Internet meme that came about after some kid said it on a comment when Youtube.com was raided with porn. Usually said after something that adults talk about/kids wouldn't get. Not to be said in real life, like most other memes.

Anon A: I was wondering, do you guys prefer anal sex or vaginal sex?

Anon B: I'm 12 years old and what is this?

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Anon A: Do you think its worth it to have sex without a condom?

Anon B: I'm 12, what is this??
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Anon A: My girlfriend just blew me, shit was SO cash.

Anon B: inb4 I'm 12 and what is this

Anon C: I'm only twelve, what is this?!

I'm 12 years old and what is this? by JD13 July 25, 2009

Who is your Daddy and what does he do?

Hilarious quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop. Used excessively in Arnold prank calls which can be quite hilarious. The term who is your daddy which derrives from this usually is an expression of personal superiority to someone else or to emphasize a victory.

Johnny just beat Tom in a videogame.

Johnny: "Who is your Daddy?"

Jim is screwing Sharon and making her scream quite loudly in orgasmic ecstacy

Jim: "Who's your daddy bitch? Who is your daddy??"

Sharon: "You!"

Who is your Daddy and what does he do? by Perverted Senin August 25, 2003

i am 12 years old and what is this 

A reaction of a 12 year old on something inappropriate.

'porn on youtube'
''i am 12 years old and what is this''

i am 12 years old and what is this by david.david.son June 26, 2009