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What the dog doin 

"What the dog doin?" is a term often used to describe utter confusion of an act that the canine seems to be committing. The dog could be walking, peeing, shitting or generally doing what a dog does. Though, people tend find themselves holding back from saying "what the dog doin?" when seeing a dog doing something rather mundane.
A: "Yo look! what the dog doin?" - "he acting a bit sussy now innit?"
B: "he's just pissing.."

A: "what he doin tho?!"

what the dog doing

guy1: what the dog doing?
guy2: idk

What the dog doin'?!

The dog is usually performing a human-like task. e.g. Kickflip, playing GTA V, eating squirrels, playing a nice game of CS:GO, and playing piano. Dogs are fully eligible of doing all of these human tasks. If you as much as lay finger on a dog, it might initiate god mode and use 0.1% of its power. A dogs full power is so powerful that it can take down an entire solar system effortlessly. The average house dog is currently using -0.0000007% of its current power. 0.1% is enough to wipe out the entire country of Uruguay. So remember, do not mess with a dog, or you will find out what the dog doin'.
(You see any being perform or say something weird) What the dog doin'?!

What the dog doin? 

A phrase commonly used by people as an introduction. Similar to 'how is it going?'
Tass - 'Yo Sam, What the dog doin?'
Sam - 'Just chilling'
Both - *high five*
What the dog doin? by Juan Sheet October 14, 2021

What the dog did 

When the dog has taken a breath mint from one of King Bach's friends.
King Bach: What da dog doin?
Bachs friend: He took a mint from me

Bachs other friend: I can't believe what the dog did

What the dog doin? 

Person1: What the dog doin?
Person2: we dont know, well never know.