What the dog?
An exclamation of surprise or confusion, similar to "What the Puck?". German version: "Was der Hund?"
What the dog? by Dogsomeness October 14, 2008
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What the dog doin
"What the dog doin?" is a term often used to describe utter confusion of an act that the canine seems to be committing. The dog could be walking, peeing, shitting or generally doing what a dog does. Though, people tend find themselves holding back from saying "what the dog doin?" when seeing a dog doing something rather mundane.
A: "Yo look! what the dog doin?" - "he acting a bit sussy now innit?"
B: "he's just pissing.."
A: "what he doin tho?!"
B: "he's just pissing.."
A: "what he doin tho?!"
What the dog doin by Skylin Met Taiga May 26, 2021
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what the dog doing
what the dog doing by User187474 / just a pickaxe June 20, 2021
What the dog doin'?!
The dog is usually performing a human-like task. e.g. Kickflip, playing GTA V, eating squirrels, playing a nice game of CS:GO, and playing piano. Dogs are fully eligible of doing all of these human tasks. If you as much as lay finger on a dog, it might initiate god mode and use 0.1% of its power. A dogs full power is so powerful that it can take down an entire solar system effortlessly. The average house dog is currently using -0.0000007% of its current power. 0.1% is enough to wipe out the entire country of Uruguay. So remember, do not mess with a dog, or you will find out what the dog doin'.
What the dog doin'?! by xXBeanEaterXx April 11, 2022
What the dog doin?
What the dog doin? by Juan Sheet October 14, 2021
What the dog did
King Bach: What da dog doin?
Bachs friend: He took a mint from me
Bachs other friend: I can't believe what the dog did
Bachs friend: He took a mint from me
Bachs other friend: I can't believe what the dog did
What the dog did by An average funny guy June 27, 2021
What the dog doin?
What the dog doin? by nike kicks June 8, 2022
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