whalernub

The tiny genitalia of a whaler. Often shrunken by the cold sea winds and dehydrated by the salty air. (Not to be confused with “wailernub” which is the penis of a wailing man).

“I was going to let that fisherman hit it but then I found out he had a whalernub”

by Geoff Geoff March 17, 2022

Whalenut Moment

When you clutch a game but your aim is shit

"That's a whalenut moment"

by Lord UwU February 18, 2022

whaleruss

a woman fatter than a walrus but not fat enough to be a whale

vicky omfg it looks liker her
sarah i know lol she looks like a whaleruss
vicky hey alex who does this look like
alex 3 seconds later OMFG ITS DJ

by misslovley October 31, 2009

Whalerus

A woman that is fatter than a walrus, but not quite as big as a whale.

Andrew: Hey Dave there's Tracy the great white Whalerus!
Dave: Andrew grab the harpoon!

by Mungzilla June 22, 2008

wailernub

The stubby penis of a wailing man. Generally shrunken by the tears the wailer releases, dehydrating his genitalia. Often used as a name to describe a cry baby. (Not do be confused with “whalernub” which is the penis of a whaler.)

Evan won’t stop crying. He’s such a wailernub.

by Geoff Geoff March 17, 2022

Whalerus

A female so fat, she's could be the result of a whale mating with a walrus.

"Cindy is huge!" "Yeah dude, she's whalerus sized all right!"

by Aryanjbubber May 19, 2022