Skip to main content
To receive an overwhelming amount of often superfluous information, more often than not from a zealous salesperson. Can also relate to the investigation carried out by that salesman in order to qualify a potential buyer of goods / services.
Shall we buy a car from here John? No chance, did you see that poor cunt getting wezzed over there when we arrived?

Tony, I'm not sure this buyer is legit, I need him wezzing please - see what you can find
Wezzed by G Phresh November 9, 2017
Related Words
To get owned somehow or to be extremely drunk.
'Woah that guy just got wezzed!'

'Fuck me, I'm so wezzed!'

'Let's get wezzed!'
Wezzed by Wiggyman September 15, 2012

Weazeldoopin 

A term used to describe a sexual act involving a females anus and the bristles of a small brush or "weazels". The bristles are inserted into the poor womans anus in order to clean or "doopin" her colon.
Don't worry hunny. Its only a weazeldoopin.
Weazeldoopin by GonzoG April 14, 2010
Wizzeld is a pro gamer more of a urban legend in the gaming community
Guy1: Dude Wizzeld is in our game
Guy2: ya it’s over man
Wizzeld by Wizzeld April 6, 2020

Dirty Wezzels 

The act of when a female sits on your face whilst eating cold beans screaming BSGW then proceeds to regurgitate the beans all over your face as you reach the climax and blow your load on her back.
Man that girl was so filthy when we were doing it she said give me the dirty Wezzels!

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026