wezzeld

Wezzeld is a term you would use for being extremely ketty

I am majorly wezzeld

by anonymous October 11, 2023

Wezzed

To receive an overwhelming amount of often superfluous information, more often than not from a zealous salesperson. Can also relate to the investigation carried out by that salesman in order to qualify a potential buyer of goods / services.

Shall we buy a car from here John? No chance, did you see that poor cunt getting wezzed over there when we arrived?

Tony, I'm not sure this buyer is legit, I need him wezzing please - see what you can find

by G Phresh November 9, 2017

Wezzed

To get owned somehow or to be extremely drunk.

'Woah that guy just got wezzed!'

'Fuck me, I'm so wezzed!'

'Let's get wezzed!'

by Wiggyman September 15, 2012

Weazeldoopin

A term used to describe a sexual act involving a females anus and the bristles of a small brush or "weazels". The bristles are inserted into the poor womans anus in order to clean or "doopin" her colon.

Don't worry hunny. Its only a weazeldoopin.

by GonzoG April 14, 2010

Wizzeld

Wizzeld is a pro gamer more of a urban legend in the gaming community

Guy1: Dude Wizzeld is in our game
Guy2: ya it’s over man

by Wizzeld April 6, 2020

Dirty Wezzels

The act of when a female sits on your face whilst eating cold beans screaming BSGW then proceeds to regurgitate the beans all over your face as you reach the climax and blow your load on her back.

Man that girl was so filthy when we were doing it she said give me the dirty Wezzels!

by WettySpaghettiTangleThruster April 14, 2020