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an awesome person who has looks, abs, and a giant dick. he gets all the girls and everybody loves him. everyone wants to be his friend becasue he is the most amazing person ever created.
girl: that hot guy is such a weylan!
weylan by sexyhotness May 30, 2008
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most versatile artist on this fucking planet
yo have you heard weilands new album named vices?
weiland by oofteddybear67 May 19, 2022
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Wayland Retards (WR) 

WRs are kids from Wayland who act immature and idiotic. There are multiple kids of Wayland Retards:
1. People who never or rarely talk. These people also must be somewhat stupid

2. People who act at least two years younger than their age
3. People who think they’re so cool when they’re actually not
They can be either mild, medium, or bad. You say the letters WR to make sure teachers don’t notice.
Student 1: in geometry class yesterday when Mr. Smith asked the class what’s 374*17, Addler screamed 69 and started dabbing.

Student 2: Such a WR. That kid tried out for the basketball team too. He didn’t make a single layup

Student 1: Wayland Retards (WR) are so annoying

Student 2: Agreed

Jace Wayland 

Jace Wayland is a fictional character from the 'Mortal Instruments' Trilogy by Cassandra Clare. At the beginning of the first book, 'City of Bones', Jace is introduced as an arrogant yet gorgeous Shadowhunter and a first level asshole. However as you read on you learn that he is caring and thoughtful inside. He is full of sarcasm and almost every line he says in the books will make you either laugh, or cry. He is in love with Clary Fray, the other main character in the trilogy.
If you have read all three books, you can be expecting more in the upcoming years.
After reading the books, you automatically fall in love with his character.

* If you are unsure as to what Jace looks like, Alex Pettyfer is a name that is often brought up. Alex has been offered the role of Jace Wayland in the upcoming movie adaption of 'City of Bones' along with Lily Collins as Clary Fray.
1. "I am a man" he told her, "and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown." -Jace Wayland - City of Glass.

2. "There is no pretending," Jace said with absolute clarity, "I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there's a life after that, I'll love you then." -Jace Wayland - City of Glass
Jace Wayland by likerawr January 25, 2011

Welland Hangover 

When your gut hangs over the waist of your pants and out the bottom of your ill-fitting shirt. Named after the town of Welland, Ontario Canada
I was just in Welland the other day and this fat-ass bitch had the old Welland Hangover popping out of her sweatpants.
Welland Hangover by diddlemethis December 23, 2011

Scott Weiland

Former lead singer of Stone Temple Pilots, now lead singer for Velvet Revolver. He first formed the band "Mighty Joe Young" with Eric Kretz, Dean and Robert DeLeo, but had to abandon the name after signing with Atlantic Records seeing how there already was a band by that name. After releasing "Core" with the Stone Temple Pilots, he became heavily involved with drugs such as heroin and crack cocaine, claiming that the lead singer for The Butthole Surfers got him into heroin during their
tour in 1993. After multiple drug charges, Weiland and Stone Temple Pilots went on hiatus in 1997 after the release of the 1996 album, "Tiny Music... Songs From The Vatican Gift Shop". Weiland ultimately adopted an androgynous look and released a solo album, "12 Bar Blues" which did extremely badly both commercially and critically. In 2001, Scott Weiland rejoined Stone Temple Pilots and released the band's 5th and unfortunately, final album, "Shangri-la Dee Da". During the final gig of the Shangri-la Dee Da tour, Weiland fought with Dean DeLeo, leading to the final demise of the band. In 2003, Weiland was asked to join The Project by former Guns N' Roses members, Slash, Matt Sorum and Duff McKagan. Later that year, the band quickly changed it's name to Velvet Revolver. In the summer of 2004, the band released it's debut album, "Contraband" to much success.
Scott Weiland fronted for the band Stone Temple Pilots until the band's break up in 2001 and now sings for the band Velvet Revolver.
Scott Weiland by Mickey Boy December 9, 2008
To burn a marshmallow terribly
He always wheylans his marshmallow.
Wheylan by anonymous April 14, 2021
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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