Weylin 

A guy you just can’t seem to understand. You can feel that he’s sad all the time. A Weylin is usually tall with brownish hair. He smokes pot, and he’s proud of it (very). Weylin doesn’t keep relationships for very long. Since he is hard to understand, he can be complicated. Therefore, making relationships more complex then they should be. As much as he may hurt you, for some fucking reason, you come running back to him.

Weylin: “Listen... Listen”
Weylin: *collects honey mustard for no reason* lol

Weylin you wanna smoke a fatty?

Weylin by Little Lyd December 10, 2019

Weylin 

A sweet guy who gets deppressed alot but is anyone best friend. A giant beatles nerd and can play the guitar and other insteraments like a god. The best metaphorical little brother ever and i will always protect him.

I LOVES YOU BRO~

Noelle: Can you play Welcome to the Jungle?

Weylin: Sure can!

Weylin by BloodyKittyKat666 June 30, 2011

Weylin 

That one dude everyone wants to fuck is super hot really talented and really smart

Dayyyyyym he’s a Weylin

Weylin by Yuboi February 21, 2019

Weylin 

A beautiful attractive man who is the oldest in his class has reddish brown hair and in 8th grade he was 5 ‘9. He has a massive schlong and isn’t afraid to whip it out and use it on Bryan. He is a drama kid but that doesn’t keep him for getting straight a’s and lots of bitches.

Girl:”wow Weylin is so cute”
Bryan:”shut up skank he’s mine”

Weylin by Wrizz March 25, 2024

Ape Wellington 

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.

"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

- or -

Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

- or -

Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

- or -

Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

- or -

Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"

Ape Wellington by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009

wellington curse 

When something important happens but all video or photo evidence is awful quality. This saying started when a video of louis tomlinson and harry styles at a bar in Wellington, New Zealand was posted where louis can be heard shouting "BOYFRIEND" and maybe leaning in about to kiss harry but harry turns louis around and points out the fans to him. The video can be found online when you search up 'Wellington Larry' .

"Harry Styles wore glasses last night and y'all decide to take pictures on a potato"
"Wellington curse strikes again"

wellington curse by Cube.shit October 4, 2017

douche wellington 

A prestigious douche of a high upbringing.

Douche Wellington will be hosting a Saturday night soiree at his estate.

douche wellington by buhtsecks November 24, 2013