Waylan

A badass motherfucker who is hung like a mule! He hates fried cheese and playing piano.. love being with woman named lacey. All women love him and thinks he is great in bed.

Look at that awesome guy, his name must be waylan

by Blackhammer3 December 20, 2016

Waylan

Waylan plays the piano and eats fried cheese. He has usually been playing piano for a long time. Waylan is also and is an asian name.

people often pronounce Waylan as

-Waylin
-Waylen
-Wayland
-William

Waylan is a calm and collective and chill guy. He is fun to be around and is a great friend.

hey Waylan how have you been?

by HmongGuy068 October 18, 2019

Waylan

1) A person (typically a male that plays piano) who is in deep denial that there should be a lower-case 'd' at the end of their name.

2) A person who is so convinced of their own awesomeness that they assumed that there would be an urbandictionary.com definition of their name (that they would most likely enjoy/ relate to).

3) A person who enjoys fried cheese, piano, and having a gerbil named Booger.

1)

Person 1: "That's Wayland!"

Person 2: "I thought his name was Waylan."

Person 1: "There should be a D in there somewhere..."

2)

A wild Waylan appears: "Waylan isn't in Urban Dictionary."

Person 1: "Did you search Wayland?"

3)

"That darn Waylan-- he plays piano and named his hamster Booger. He's also away from Facebook right now, eating something called 'fried cheese.'"

by Karchipotamus December 1, 2011

Waylon Jennings

The greatest Country music singer of all time and a legend of the "Outlaw Country" movement when Country was still about the passion of the music. Waylon was originally a bass player for Buddy Holly. After Buddy's death, Waylon began to follow his own act and became one of the founding members of the "Outlaw Movement" of Country -- also known as the greatest music ever created (examples would be Willie Nelson, Johnny Paycheck, Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, David Allen Coe, and George Jones). Waylon peaked in the 70's before Country music began to slowly turn to commercialized crap (a process completed by the mid-late 90's). He was married to the very beautiful Jessi Colter, who as the "First Woman of Outlaw Music" would have had no issue in kicking someone like Taylor Swift's scrawny little ass, before passing away in 2002.

Waylon had a very distinctive voice and passion in his music that is un-characteristic of bubblegum Country of today where men wear $4,000 cowboy hats from New York Department stores and women have fake breasts and fake blonde hair. Great Country legends like Waylon Jennings smoked non-filtered Pall Mall's and drank Pabst Blue Ribbon, often drunk as hell before getting up on stage, and still managed to give all their heart in their music. Waylon was a gentleman at heart and like many others in the "Outlaw Country" movement, his body faded away from us all long before the spirit within him could be given proper voice within his music.

"Man, Country just ain't what it used to be!"

"I hear that, we need some Waylon Jennings, Willie, and the boys!"

by JDFP February 15, 2010

Wayland Retards (WR)

WRs are kids from Wayland who act immature and idiotic. There are multiple kids of Wayland Retards:
1. People who never or rarely talk. These people also must be somewhat stupid

2. People who act at least two years younger than their age
3. People who think they’re so cool when they’re actually not
They can be either mild, medium, or bad. You say the letters WR to make sure teachers don’t notice.

Student 1: in geometry class yesterday when Mr. Smith asked the class what’s 374*17, Addler screamed 69 and started dabbing.

Student 2: Such a WR. That kid tried out for the basketball team too. He didn’t make a single layup

Student 1: Wayland Retards (WR) are so annoying

Student 2: Agreed

by CoachSchnitKunt May 19, 2018

Jace Wayland

Jace Wayland is a fictional character from the 'Mortal Instruments' Trilogy by Cassandra Clare. At the beginning of the first book, 'City of Bones', Jace is introduced as an arrogant yet gorgeous Shadowhunter and a first level asshole. However as you read on you learn that he is caring and thoughtful inside. He is full of sarcasm and almost every line he says in the books will make you either laugh, or cry. He is in love with Clary Fray, the other main character in the trilogy.
If you have read all three books, you can be expecting more in the upcoming years.
After reading the books, you automatically fall in love with his character.

* If you are unsure as to what Jace looks like, Alex Pettyfer is a name that is often brought up. Alex has been offered the role of Jace Wayland in the upcoming movie adaption of 'City of Bones' along with Lily Collins as Clary Fray.

1. "I am a man" he told her, "and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown." -Jace Wayland - City of Glass.

2. "There is no pretending," Jace said with absolute clarity, "I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there's a life after that, I'll love you then." -Jace Wayland - City of Glass

by likerawr January 25, 2011

Waysan

Derived from Chinese, the beautiful name Waysan means the only precious one, or precious coral.
A true Waysan is a sweet, incredibly intelligent person. You would be lucky to meet one.

It would not be uncommon for Waysan to be-
Delicate.
Light on their feet, Waysans project a very fairy-like quality.
Excellent dancer.
Shy
Kind.
Good story-teller.
Tending to write long, descriptive emails.
Rare.
Unique Style.

1: Hmm what's the name of someone who's delicate, smart and fairy-ish?
2: Waysan, dude, definitely.
1: OMG CAN I MEET HER?
2: Fat chance, man, Waysans are rare.

by LALALALOTUS July 3, 2009