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A badass motherfucker who is hung like a mule! He hates fried cheese and playing piano.. love being with woman named lacey. All women love him and thinks he is great in bed.
Look at that awesome guy, his name must be waylan
by Blackhammer3 December 20, 2016
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1) A person (typically a male that plays piano) who is in deep denial that there should be a lower-case 'd' at the end of their name.

2) A person who is so convinced of their own awesomeness that they assumed that there would be an definition of their name (that they would most likely enjoy/ relate to).

3) A person who enjoys fried cheese, piano, and having a gerbil named Booger.

Person 1: "That's Wayland!"

Person 2: "I thought his name was Waylan."

Person 1: "There should be a D in there somewhere..."


A wild Waylan appears: "Waylan isn't in Urban Dictionary."

Person 1: "Did you search Wayland?"


"That darn Waylan-- he plays piano and named his hamster Booger. He's also away from Facebook right now, eating something called 'fried cheese.'"
by Karchipotamus December 01, 2011
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