wets

breast; boobs; big chest

yo look at ma's wets

wets by Tausha October 5, 2003

Wets

Alcoholic drinks. eg, beer, gin, Havana Club

Origin: shortening of "wet ones" (Edinburgh coloquilism)

"Colin had quite a few wets last night...."
"Tam, are you sinking wets this weekend?"
"Grahame bought all the wets that night"

Related:
"Wetfriendly" - Merry
"Wetnasty" - Inebriated
"Wetshy" - Teetotal, abstaining from alcohol

Wets by Tam Devereux March 23, 2007

wets

Used when describing a female, who's vagina is either perfectly..or overly..(which is still considered perfect)wet.

(James) So how was it wit ol girl last night?
(Brandon) Yo she got wets like crazy...I got inside (her), it was like Dayuuuum. I was up to my knee's in da sauce by time we was done.

wets by Nay December 20, 2004

Wets

Short for Wetbacks ( Illegal Aliens )

How many Wets did they pick up back of ranch?

Wets by border of Texas June 17, 2010

Wets work 

When you take a power dump that's wet.

To after eating that taco bell I did mad wets work.

Wets work by Illuminated Echelon January 27, 2018

wets my tulips 

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really wets my tulips"

wets my tulips by bondurke January 22, 2025

dust my wets 

To add Parmesan cheese to wet spaghetti.

It is in reference to a viral tweet made by David Ebert.

“Can you dust my wets?”

dust my wets by GossipGilly March 13, 2019