Definitions by Wittyusernamehaha
Wet Dream
When you cum yourself in your sleep, usually as a result of not masturbating for too long. Mildly annoying when you wake up at 5 AM with cum all over your clothes or the bed. Luckily all you have to do to avoid them is jack off regularly
Wet Dream by Wittyusernamehaha May 22, 2022
Based
A slang word that used to mean not caring about what other people think, but now pretty much just translates to “good”. Typically used when you agree with something.
Based by Wittyusernamehaha May 4, 2022
Try-Hard
A person who puts significantly more effort into showing off and looking cool than they do into having actual talent
At basketball tryouts, Johnny was the most aggressive player on the court. Being a try-hard, Johnny only did this to mask the fact that he failed to score a single basket
Try-Hard by Wittyusernamehaha February 8, 2022
Finger Soccer
A game in which two males take turns flicking one another’s testicles with increasing intensity. The first one to give up looses the game. Common to locker rooms across the globe
Finger Soccer by Wittyusernamehaha January 15, 2022
Hagerstown
Hagerstown by Wittyusernamehaha October 27, 2021