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juggling turds with wet hands 

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.
It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

wet boogie hands 

Strange white or clear liquid on ones hands.
Justin bieber was gay so he had wet boogie hands.

no why are your hands wet 

A typical question someone asks when your hands have a moisture or liquid on them
“No Why are your hands wet” “What do you mean” “Your hands are wet

Wet Hand Alaskan Dry Rub 

When you spit on one hand in preparation to give your boy a cheeky rub and tug, then sike them out and run the wet hand through your hair only to begin wacking them off with the other, dry hand.
Yo its fucked, Daniel hit me with the wet hand alaskan dry rub last week.

Man thats wack, we all know your dick is chafing already.

Wet Handshake

A handjob, where instead of lubricant, the person uses another man's ejaculate.
After Sally gave Tom a handjob, she came my way and gave me an awesome wet handshake.
Wet Handshake by Dean Mars October 18, 2010

wet hand 

a overly perverted person who gets no action therfore he may have wet hands as a result of personal plesure
that kid who sits in the back with his head down and his hands in his pockets is a wet hand
wet hand by no pockets January 17, 2008
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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