wet hands

A Minecraft song made by the severely underrated C418. Mainly referenced to Stampy long Nose.

Wow Wet Hands? C418? What a nigger.

by Kameron exe April 21, 2021

juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

wet boogie hands

Strange white or clear liquid on ones hands.

Justin bieber was gay so he had wet boogie hands.

by realactualdefreal August 6, 2016

no why are your hands wet

A typical question someone asks when your hands have a moisture or liquid on them

“No Why are your hands wet” “What do you mean” “Your hands are wet”

by StreakZus Christ May 18, 2023

Wet Hand Alaskan Dry Rub

When you spit on one hand in preparation to give your boy a cheeky rub and tug, then sike them out and run the wet hand through your hair only to begin wacking them off with the other, dry hand.

Yo its fucked, Daniel hit me with the wet hand alaskan dry rub last week.

Man thats wack, we all know your dick is chafing already.

by Darklordbunnies May 20, 2022

Wet Handshake

A handjob, where instead of lubricant, the person uses another man's ejaculate.

After Sally gave Tom a handjob, she came my way and gave me an awesome wet handshake.

by Dean Mars October 18, 2010

wet hand

a overly perverted person who gets no action therfore he may have wet hands as a result of personal plesure

that kid who sits in the back with his head down and his hands in his pockets is a wet hand

by no pockets January 17, 2008