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Westmoreland 

A town in New Hampshire with an exceptionaly classy mix of people. It is possibly the whitest town ever, the teachers tell stories of a black kid who once went there. The social class stucture does not exist in Westmoreland. Although it is the wealthiest town in the wonderful County of Cheshire, in order to fit in with the locals you must put on a stained tee shirt which came from a construction related company. The school is excellent, but it has yet to graduate somebody without alcoholic tendencies (besides the legendary Dangerous D). The activieties of Westmorelanders include, Boonin, drinkin, smokin, cow tippin, smokin reefer, snomobilin, dippin, huntin, workin on their trucks, liftin their trucks, trappin, harvestin the crop, plowin, drivin tractors, beatin their wives, stabbin people with machettes, and partin on the hill.
Person 1 "Where in the hell is Westmoreland?"Person 2 "We just drove through it, it was the place with all the cows and big trucks."
Westmoreland by Ford350 October 29, 2009
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Westmoreland 

It must have taken a true genius to think of the towns name. All the girls are cum dumpsters and everyone's a pot head. Cops are real pole smokers and practice with each others nightsticks.
"Preston wheres my pot?"
- "I sold it last night and spent it on that cum dumpster in Westmoreland"
Westmoreland by Mike Flo April 5, 2010

westmoreland 

A street in Naperville, Il, referring to a land that is more west. Iowa.
Yeah i drove through westmoreland on my drip last weekend
westmoreland by seevs May 15, 2005

Westmoreland Rip-Off 

Like the General who lied about Vietnam, anyone who cheats their friends, lies about their work, and otherwise is a total shithead, drunk and druggie.
I got a Westmoreland Rip-off when I hired a neighbor to do a rod restoration.
Westmoreland Rip-Off by frito4 January 10, 2012

William Westmoreland 

General William Westmoreland was made permanent commander of MACV and given command of all US forces in Vietnam. Commanding 16,000 men in 1964, Westmoreland oversaw the escalation of the conflict and had 535,000 troops under his control when he departed in 1968. Employing an aggressive strategy of search and destroy, he sought to draw the forces of the Viet Cong (National Liberation Front) into the open where they could be eliminated. Westmoreland believed that the Viet Cong could be defeated through large-scale use of artillery, air power, and large-unit battles. In late 1967, Viet Cong forced began striking US bases across the country. Responding in force, Westmoreland won a series of fights such as the Battle of Dak To. Victorious, US forces inflicted heavy casualties leading Westmoreland to inform President Lyndon Johnson that the end of the war was in sight. While victorious, the battles that fall pulled US forces out of South Vietnamese cities and set the stage for the Tet Offensive in late January 1968. Striking all across the country, the Viet Cong, with support from the North Vietnamese army, launched major attacks on South Vietnamese cities.
Responding to the offensive, William Westmoreland led a successful campaign which defeated the Viet Cong. Despite this, the damage had been done as Westmoreland's optimistic reports about the war's course were discredited by North Vietnam's ability to mount such a large-scale campaign. In June 1968, Westmoreland was replaced by General Creighton Abrams. During his tenure in Vietnam, Westmoreland had sought to win a battle of attrition with the North Vietnamese, however he was never able to force the enemy to abandon a guerilla-style of warfare which repeatedly left his own forces at a disadvantage.

Westwhoreland 

An incredibly sick and emotionally unstable woman who sleeps with multiple men and lies to everyone. While engaged, she slept with a soldier under her supervision. Then, when she left for R&R, she got married.

Living a dualistic life, she went through with the marriage, all the while professing complete and total love to the young soldier she would soon rejoin in Afghanistan.

I wonder if her brand new husband is aware that she plans to reunite with her lover? I wonder if her lover knows that she just got married on R&R?
Jamaal loves SSG Westwhoreland so much that he can't wait for her to get back to Afghanistan.

Poor Holland thinks he has a loving new wife who would never cheat on him. Check her MySpace.
I wonder when she will officially change her last name from Westwhoreland to Holland? I wonder if Jamaal wouldn't mind calling her SSG Holland?

West Moreland high 

A school full of yee yee mfrs, the only place to hangout is Sonic, and the busses smell like Marlboro reds and kerosene. If u like to wear camo and talk about hunting this is the school for you.
Have you been to west Moreland high? If not bring ur banjo and a case of beer and you’ll be set.
West Moreland high by Tosbdpfnalaf September 1, 2021
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To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

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I hit a real purple patch.

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1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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