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weaseled 

When man smokes bare 'po, and man is well wadgered.
Snake: 'Sarah, i can fit 12 biscuits in my mouth!'
Sarah: 'Shut up, your well weaseled. Can I have an ice lolly?'
weaseled by John May 3, 2004

wesseled 

The state of being completely intoxicated whereas one or more of the below stated instances may occur: pissing one's pants and/or bed, spouting obsenities at inappropriate times and audiences, losing one's wallet/cell phone/car keys, istigating fights with persons larger than one's self, losing consciousness on unknown private property, drooling on one's self.
Dude, I was got so wesseled last night I got in a fight, lost everything in my pockets, went home with a fatty, and pissed my pants, and barely escaped this morning without her catching my real name. Man I was wesseled!
wesseled by Eddie Hoffman May 3, 2008

weaselette 

1. Any female weasel, having a long slender body, a long tail, short legs, and brownish fur that in many species turns white in winter. 2. A female regarded as sneaky, treacherous, or cunning.
That weaselette stole my entire life savings!
weaselette by Kristy Sullivan September 15, 2006

weaselette 

Ginny the weaselette slut
weaselette by lehur October 2, 2019

weaselese 

verbiage used by those in power when they need to make decisions that will hurt others. mostly used in internal global memos and messaging to the media.
did you hear about the involuntary time-base reductions?

i hate weaselese. they should just say layoffs.
weaselese by projectaristotle June 7, 2011

Weaseler 

Weaseler is a term given to someone who invites or invited themselves to a private event. This person or peoples do not understand that the organisers do not want them there. The weaseler, otherwise know as a weasel, may invite other parties to the event performing the ultimate 'weasel'.

Such circumstances can be avoided by not making the event public (e.g. on facebook or twitter) and avoiding talking about the event around a potential weaseler.

Weaselers can be identified by the lack of social life, obsession with one or more of the parties and an overall interest of the event.

A weaseler can be identified by their hand gesture. The back of the hand is placed under the chin with the fingers facing outwards. The weaseler then moves the fingers in a waving motion such as tentacles flailing from the body of an octopus.
Circumstance 1.

Boy 1: Hey man want to come to the shopping mall?

Boy 2: Yeah man, fo sho, what time?

Boy 1: How about 2?

Creep/Weasler: Hey guys, what time is it again? and where are we meeting?

Boy 1: No creep. You can't come. You are such a weaseler.

Circumstance 2.

Girl 1: I had a party last weekend and that creep just showed up.

Girl 2: Really? What a weaseler.

Girl 1: I know. He is such a grish.

Girl 2: One time I was on a double date and he invited himself and a girl. He performed the ultimate weasel.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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