werel 

Unlike a werewolf who transforms into a wolf, a werel is a person who turns into an anthropomorphic letter L under a full moon.

No one knew his dirty little secret: he was a werel.

werel by Werel Wolf February 22, 2009

If…were a person 

“If…were a person” is a catch all formulaic phrase designed to foreground the actions of a person as so definitive that their picture should be found under the definition of the word or phrase.

If used correctly the verb “to be” used in the sentence should be conjugated in the English Subjunctive tense because it presupposes a condition that does not actually exist preceded by the word: “if”.

Any number of colorful phrases can be used to complete this word formula. The only limit is the imagination of the observer.

Correct ways of using the formula: “If…were a person.”

If “cock blocking” were a person it would look like Joe Manchin vs.Biden’s attempts at legislation.

If “too soon” were a person it would look like Pete Davidson sending a selfie to Kanye West from Kim Kardashian’s bed after smashing.

If…were a person by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2022

kacchan we were five 

BakuDeku audio which kept being taken down on youtube because it’s quite ✨cursed✨

It can be used as a trigger to weebs.

They will feel quite uncomfortable after hearing just those 5 words.

“You sure your mom isn’t home.“
“Yeah I’m sure.“
“That’s what you said last time she caught us.“
“But Kacchan we were five.”

kacchan we were five by Weeb1234321 August 30, 2020

They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds 

They Tried to Bury Us but They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds — the battle cry of minority communities across America that explains the reasons they flourish in spite of: racism, gerrymandering, systematic oppression, and initial poverty.

Don’t you know that if you bury a seed it will put down roots and grow stronger.

Message to The Republican Party from the minority communities of America: They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds. The more you oppress us; the stronger we will become.

They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 4, 2023

And they were roommates 

Originally a line from a Vine.

It now usually refers to straight people ignorantly misinterpreting gay/lesbian situations.

Person1: I saw a picture of Jim and John holding each other lovingly on Facebook, they must be good friends.

Person2: “and they were roommates”

And they were roommates by Caesar’s Femboy October 18, 2020

two nukes weren't enough 

when anime goes to far you can use this phrase to emphasize that this anime should not exist and would not exist had more than 2 nuked been dropped on japan at the end of ww2

This anime is trash, two nukes weren't enough.

two nukes weren't enough by Xx_AnimE_DestroyeR_xX July 24, 2017

What were they thinking? 

A phrase popularised by the Angry Video Game Nerd. Often used in reviews to point out a really shitty feature/scene/piece of shit.

Can also be used to show one's dissatisfaction with something.

Mike: There are aliens in the fourth Indiana Jones.
Jim: What were they thinking?!

What were they thinking? by Nitemarish September 6, 2009