wengerism 

The act of having the worst possible luck in the world in a day by day state.

I have been wenger'd (wengerism) since the sack.

wengerism by rickyroscoe June 11, 2009

Wankerism 

(i) A marketing slogan which, rather than being created with skill or wit, simply implies that the product will will change your life for the better, - even if its just a packet of sweets
(ii) A marketing slogan which is just *too* cheesy

The following wankerisms were found using a google search on "marketing slogans".

Clothes to make you happy! (Nomads)
Creating more moments of pleasure. (Cadbury Trebor Bassett)
For a wonderful life. (Harvey Nichols)
Happiness is playing Bingo. (Super Bingo)
Happy starts inside. (Minute Maid)
Heaven can't wait. (Nestle Heaven)
Heaven needn't cost the earth. (Sandals)
Heavenly chocolate with a heart. (Divine)
Magic shoes for happy feet. (Starchild)
Make your body happy. (Aquafina Alive)
Make your break, a Delight. (Mars Delight)
One pound. One pan. One happy family. (Betty Crocker)
Pleasure. Every single Pringles Mini. (Pringles, Mini Pringles)
Pleasure. Perfected. (Braun Tassimo)

Wankerism by xPaul G December 25, 2008

wexlerism 

The inability to control your staring around hot women. Severe cases involve standing with your mouth agape.

Guy 1: What are you looking at?
Guy 2: That hot girl over there.
Guy 1: Dude, she's thirteen. You've got a bad case of Wexlerism.

wexlerism by Kaulquappen April 18, 2015

Wengerite 

a person who expresses irrational faith in Arsene Wenger despite the state of reality.

these persons appear to be a wengerite I'm afraid . . .
Wenger is ruining the club, and they refuse to admit it!

Wengerite by titototi September 17, 2011

weederism 

after smoking weed sometimes the brain changes the word order of it's sentences:

smoking weed after brain the sometimes order changes the sentences it's word

a cousin of spoonerism, yodaism

weederism by kahda July 20, 2004

Weberism 

A certain type of behavior, represented by those who have inflated egos. People who are experiencing Weberism may be suffering from a superiority complex.

Our lecturer is constantly acting up on us.
- Yes, he might be suffering from Weberism.

Weberism by Wörk with .... May 25, 2023

wiggerism

1. The religion of being a wigger
2. The art of being a wigger
3. A white guy wanting to be black

Eminem

wiggerism by Pope John Paul II October 25, 2003