Weigelism

Belief that was founded in 2008 by Andrew Weigel after the Flying Spagetti Monster warned him in a prophetic, shroom/acid-induced vision that all world religions were wrong and everyone is in fact their own God and there is no God at the same time. Then he climbed on to an Invisible Pink Unicorn and rode off into the south to spread the message and raise money for his church, the Church of Weigel, in hopes of getting enough funding to build a telescope capable of finding Russel's Teapot. The Church lives on to this day.

Some believe in Christianity, some believe in Buddism, I follow Weigelism.

by Dman999327 February 2, 2009

weightism

Prejudice or discrimmination against people based on weight. It not only happens with fat people, but skinny ones too.

Look at that fat bitch over there. Let's jack her stuff and see how far she can make it up the stairs.

She's so skinny! I wonder how many times she had to throw up to look like that?

Weightism. sucks, doesn't it?

by gaiamoore May 5, 2006

weazelism

the worship of our lord and savior weazelbeast. ALL HAIL THE WEAZEL!!!!

I just joined Weazelism. best choice of my life

by halo10167 September 8, 2018

wengerism

The act of having the worst possible luck in the world in a day by day state.

I have been wenger'd (wengerism) since the sack.

by rickyroscoe June 11, 2009

weigelstalking

To be stalked by a creepy, non-personality type person

Dude is weigelstalking that girl

by Bob Bummer January 12, 2008

Beigelism

A term used for someone who thinks that they're the shit but they actually aren't.

Student A: Hey, did you see that kid at lunch the other day?
Student B: The one that was acting like he owned the place?
Student A: Yeah, I think he was exhibiting symptoms of Beigelism
Student B: Yeah definitely.

by ThatOneGuy5673 September 27, 2017

Weightism

Prejudice against overweight persons. Also fatism.

Weightism permeates the fasion industry

by Count of Monte Christo July 1, 2004