Weigelism

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Belief that was founded in 2008 by Andrew Weigel after the Flying Spagetti Monster warned him in a prophetic, shroom/acid-induced vision that all world religions were wrong and everyone is in fact their own God and there is no God at the same time. Then he climbed on to an Invisible Pink Unicorn and rode off into the south to spread the message and raise money for his church, the Church of Weigel, in hopes of getting enough funding to build a telescope capable of finding Russel's Teapot. The Church lives on to this day.

Some believe in Christianity, some believe in Buddism, I follow Weigelism.

Weigelism by Dman999327 February 2, 2009

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weightism

Prejudice or discrimmination against people based on weight. It not only happens with fat people, but skinny ones too.

Look at that fat bitch over there. Let's jack her stuff and see how far she can make it up the stairs.

She's so skinny! I wonder how many times she had to throw up to look like that?

Weightism. sucks, doesn't it?

weightism by gaiamoore May 5, 2006

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Weigelism • Weightism • Beigelism • weazelism • weigelstalking • Weigertism • weinerism • wengerism

weazelism

the worship of our lord and savior weazelbeast. ALL HAIL THE WEAZEL!!!!

I just joined Weazelism. best choice of my life

weazelism by halo10167 September 8, 2018

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wengerism

The act of having the worst possible luck in the world in a day by day state.

I have been wenger'd (wengerism) since the sack.

wengerism by rickyroscoe June 11, 2009

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weigelstalking

To be stalked by a creepy, non-personality type person

Dude is weigelstalking that girl

weigelstalking by Bob Bummer January 12, 2008

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Beigelism

A term used for someone who thinks that they're the shit but they actually aren't.

Student A: Hey, did you see that kid at lunch the other day?
Student B: The one that was acting like he owned the place?
Student A: Yeah, I think he was exhibiting symptoms of Beigelism
Student B: Yeah definitely.

Beigelism by ThatOneGuy5673 September 27, 2017

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Weightism

Prejudice against overweight persons. Also fatism.

Weightism permeates the fasion industry

Weightism by Count of Monte Christo July 1, 2004

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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