Wernerism

An ideology based on the human birthright to pee out of windows, porches, balconies etc.

Mac: Dude, what do you think you're doing?! Are you peeing out from the balcony???
Skip: Yes, I support Wernerism. Join me!
Mac: No.

by Johnny Park December 20, 2007

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Don't be fooled! This person is not just his body. He is laughter, happiness, seriousness and love all in one. When he walks past, you will always look twice. The ball of energy when you're out which is sorely missed when not there.

1. Girl (tripping over her over own feet): oops, sorry, but I just saw a Werner walking past.

2. Guys and Girls at a party:

Guy: DAM, this party is boring!

Girl: Yeah, it sucks ass!

Guys and Girls: We need a Werner around here!

by Hippie4Supermanou May 3, 2013

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This person is sexy and all the ladies are talking about him and his big dick He has a heart of gold, full of laughter, and love. A great friend but has anger issues. Don’t be fool! Werner is more than his body. You got a perfect boyfriend if you’re dating a Werner

I want a Werner for a boyfriend

by Sarah457182 April 18, 2020

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When you are chatting on Myfreecams and the Cam Model ignores you.

This sucks, I am being Wernered again by Scarlett_Vera

by Eh_fuckoff January 5, 2019

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Knows as Werries, Winawerner or Vern (but thats mostly for the English speaking...)

Bright, happy, terrible spellers, full of love, will always support you and point out the things you should be grateful for. Bad memories but they tend to make up for it with surprises. What they do best is remind you that everything will always be okay.

They are everything and all in one. More, you do not need.

1. I wish I had a Werner in my life!

2. I wish I could turn my work into a Werner, I'd become a workaholic!

by Hippie4Supermanou May 3, 2013

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