Wagnerism

The use of console commands, in the place of insults

A: Asswipe, Command+D for Dumbass

B: Dude stop with the Wagnerism

by gapik34 January 11, 2017

Ferret Face Wagnerism

A rare facial defect that causes the victim to appear as though he/she is a ferret. A Ferret Face Wagner is generally a nosy bitch, a fat skank and wears glasses like those of Harry Potter. Ferret Faces, although not always butt ugly, generally are not appealing to the eye. They have inset eyes with dark circles under them as well as hideous skin. Mmm, creamy. Generally, Ferret Faces do not live longer than 20 years because they are slurped up by short power-fapping zoo keepers with stubby noses.

The most extreme diagnosis of Ferret Face Wagnerism can be found in a young woman currently residing in the United States.

by HorseFace3202 December 2, 2011

Wankerism

(i) A marketing slogan which, rather than being created with skill or wit, simply implies that the product will will change your life for the better, - even if its just a packet of sweets
(ii) A marketing slogan which is just *too* cheesy

The following wankerisms were found using a google search on "marketing slogans".

Clothes to make you happy! (Nomads)
Creating more moments of pleasure. (Cadbury Trebor Bassett)
For a wonderful life. (Harvey Nichols)
Happiness is playing Bingo. (Super Bingo)
Happy starts inside. (Minute Maid)
Heaven can't wait. (Nestle Heaven)
Heaven needn't cost the earth. (Sandals)
Heavenly chocolate with a heart. (Divine)
Magic shoes for happy feet. (Starchild)
Make your body happy. (Aquafina Alive)
Make your break, a Delight. (Mars Delight)
One pound. One pan. One happy family. (Betty Crocker)
Pleasure. Every single Pringles Mini. (Pringles, Mini Pringles)
Pleasure. Perfected. (Braun Tassimo)

by xPaul G December 25, 2008

Wagnerian

A Wagnerian is the average Susan E. Wagner High School student. They average to about 6'8 in height which would even dwarf the average Petridian who stands at an average of 6'4. When they do not do well in their sports team they will be immediately executed and erased from history by the School Officials and other Wagnerians.

Her: How he is 6'8
He: Idk he goes to Wagner
Her: Oh he's Wagnerian no wonder

by Almost The Average Human October 3, 2021

Walkerism

Walkerism is a philosophy/Ideology forged by the mind of Alexander "The One And Only" Walker that revolves around the capability to unshackle the mind of all irrelevant issues pushed on to you by "The System" from "Space Monkeys".

In any form or added idea, Walkerism allows you to grip at what message Alexander Walker is trying to convey usually via his YouTube channel "Walker Wisdom".

Man 1: "My life is much better when I can control my mind."
Man 2: "How's that?"
Man 1: "The ways of Walkerism has taught me true self accountability in order to allow my mind to reach a higher potential."

by TylerDurden_75 June 16, 2023

wiggerism

1. The religion of being a wigger
2. The art of being a wigger
3. A white guy wanting to be black

Eminem

by Pope John Paul II October 25, 2003

Wagneritis

Wag-ner-i-tis : noun
: an acute contagious disease that directly effects the ability to go to a job or school. Symptoms vary from a simple inability to arrive on time to severe symptoms which include unwillingness to get out of bed and/or refusal to be employed. Often times the disease is passed easily among close friends, family and co-workers. If not addressed early on, Wagneritis can lead to being broke, living with parents, and/or Ergophobia.

"Erica caught a bad case of Wagneritis, quit her job, never got another one and passed it on to people around her."

by Wagner March 25, 2008