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National Wet Willy Day 

On May 4th it’s National Wet Willy Day. It’s a day for all men to finally get their dick wet or dip it in again.
“Hey Eugene you ready for National Wet Willy Day?”

National Blame Everything On Willy Day 

Blame all of your problems and failures on Willy.
National Blame Everything On Willy Day falls on every February 14th because you can blame everything on him. For example the reason why you don’t have a valentine. Just blame it on Willy!

fish willy day 

fish willy day is a day where u chop off a fishs willy. celebrated on september 10.
Maria: tyler why do u have a fish willy in ur hand?!
tyler: its fish willy day!!
fish willy day by urmomsfat69 December 31, 2021

International Vinnie’s Willy Day 

Suck anyone called Vinnie or Vinny for the whole day.
OH MY GOD I BETTER LICK VINNIE’S PENIS BECAUSE ITS International Vinnie’s Willy Day

Wally Appreciation Day 

If you have a Wally, appreciate them on October 31.