Weisel

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n.

1.) An unattractive male homosapian with only one eye brow. He thrives off of blumkins and rainbow kisses. Also, they always have mega hot sisters.

Yo I just smashed Weisel's sister.

Weisel by MMZ October 8, 2008

Words you can keep

Weisel

Surname. Pronounced "weh-sel"; the "i" is silent. This new surname can be given to you by a friend or vice versa.

Friend 1: His new last name is Weisel.
Friend 2: lol
Target: It's pronounced "weh-sel".

Weisel by anonymous March 4, 2022

Related Words

Weisel • weisel snype • weisel terrier • weiseling • Dick weisel • small dick weisel mother fucker • weasel • weaseling • Weasel Dick • weasel words

weisel snype

When a dude is fucking a chick from behind and at the climax of his orgasm slits her throat.

I weisel snyped your mom bitch...

weisel snype by Randy Dunbarton June 18, 2005

weisel terrier

someones annoying ankle biter dog that looks like a weisel, because its badly inbred.

i hope my sisters weisel terrier stops biting my ankles, before i croat that little fucker out.

weisel terrier by Thomas kight January 23, 2008

small dick weisel mother fucker

term of endearment used by coach Evans when refering to his receivers. Also an insult towards any asshole who brings misfortune upon you. Great for road rage.

I cant beleive you pissed all over my mom's bathrobe you small dick weisel mother fucker!!!

small dick weisel mother fucker by -Hammer February 27, 2005

Dick weisel

Selfish cunt

That dick weisel just slapped a girl

Dick weisel by Bitchgotswag June 28, 2014

Brain-Weasels

Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.

I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.

Brain-Weasels by e.m.b. December 16, 2015

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026