Weisel

n.

1.) An unattractive male homosapian with only one eye brow. He thrives off of blumkins and rainbow kisses. Also, they always have mega hot sisters.

Yo I just smashed Weisel's sister.

by MMZ August 14, 2008

Dick weisel

Selfish cunt

That dick weisel just slapped a girl

by Bitchgotswag June 29, 2014

weisel snype

When a dude is fucking a chick from behind and at the climax of his orgasm slits her throat.

I weisel snyped your mom bitch...

by Randy Dunbarton February 15, 2005

small dick weisel mother fucker

term of endearment used by coach Evans when refering to his receivers. Also an insult towards any asshole who brings misfortune upon you. Great for road rage.

I cant beleive you pissed all over my mom's bathrobe you small dick weisel mother fucker!!!

by -Hammer February 28, 2005

weiseling

when tom's mom sucks the cack

gee ms. doherty you r real good at weiseling my cack

by brad December 14, 2004

Weisel

Surname. Pronounced "weh-sel"; the "i" is silent. This new surname can be given to you by a friend or vice versa.

Friend 1: His new last name is Weisel.
Friend 2: lol
Target: It's pronounced "weh-sel".

by March 05, 2022

weisel terrier

someones annoying ankle biter dog that looks like a weisel, because its badly inbred.

i hope my sisters weisel terrier stops biting my ankles, before i croat that little fucker out.

by Thomas kight January 22, 2008