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Weiner Poop

The grossest poop of all.
"Why are we here?" Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner, in a long, thin strip. It was . . . weiner poop -
Weiner Poop by HCGATOR07 April 20, 2010
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poop weiner 

Any run of the mill idiot or person without sense. Stupid, or gay.
Andy went duck hunting with me and accidentally shot a hole in the boat, what a poop weiner.

Or

Ryan Seacrest is a poop weiner.
poop weiner by J U N K May 28, 2006

Wiener poop 

The worst kind of poop, typically poop that comes out the wiener in a long thin strip.
"Why are we here?" Doug sasses cried, as poop came out his wiener, in a long, thin strip, it was, wiener poop, the worst kind of poop
Wiener poop by Samurai33 June 22, 2011

Weiner Poopy 

Weiner poopy refers to anal sex and or sex of any kind, also it refers to a female specimen shitting on a couch or floor after anal sex.
Nate: Hey i was doing your mom last night and she weiner poopy-ed all over the floor

Derek: Fuck you
Weiner Poopy by Ndehamer January 12, 2010

Poop Wiener 

A wiener or penis or dong or shlong or dingyhoogle that has fecal matter otherwise known as poop or dookie or cacaz or shit or feces or baby mice on it from acts such as anal sex or messy shitting or pooping out of your mouth and sucking your penis simultaneously. Also running with your birthday suit on and falling face...penis first into a hot streaming corny thronging pile of horse manure. The poopy may get all over the weiner and possibly the urethra or peehole. When poop occurs in the peehole, it is then called "Poopy-Peehole." This may result in a "Poopy-Peehole infection," or "Bumbum Rash."
This usually occurs within the Jew population, since Jews are too stupid and cheap to afford toilet paper, plumbing, and even a toilet. Certain medications can help treat and prevent this from occurring.
"I got poop all over my wiener and now I have a poop wiener", said Dan after getting poop all over his weiner.

"Oh balls, I fell in poop and now its on my wiener....... and my balls." John said.
Poop Wiener by PoopWienerMD December 19, 2009

penis weiner fart lol poopoo 

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bro i literally just penis weiner fart lol poopoo it felted sooo good especially when i got to the pissing part

Poopy Weiner Aids 

is the definition of some stupid ass shit occurring, that makes you say, "poopy weiner aids"
"Hey mike, did you hear that tf2 isn't getting updated for at least another 25 years?" "Yeah man, that's some Poopy Weiner Aids"
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