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weiner fan

The weiner fan is when a man gets picks up a hooker and when they're alone and ready to go she'll kneel and the man will spin his penis like a fan, smacking her face multiple times in a row.
"Yo my dude i just weiner fanned his slut last night"
weiner fan by The Moist Sausage February 3, 2018
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Fair Weiner Fan 

A Male or Female that is a fan of a sports team , but once they start fucking someone new , they become a fan of whatever team that new person is a fan of .
Karen used to be a cowboys fan for twenty years but now that’s she banging Dave , she’s a eagles fan , what a fucking “Fair weiner fan”

Angie Weinerbanger

A nickname given to the most kancorous whore in ones high school. One can rate an Angie Weinerbanger by the number of weiners she can fit in her mouth.
Eww! That girl is so disgusting, she is a total Angie Weinerbanger!

weinerface 

n: one who is totally not cool, quite lame, and basically sucks at life. Not having an appendix is a sure fire way to be called a weinerface. Also, enjoying male genitalia, homosexuality, and weiner shaped heads will also qualify you as a weinerface.
Steve, you are such a weinerface!
weinerface by rordawg99 October 2, 2006

weinerface 

a person who expresses themselves as a full out weiner. this person has sudden urges to take part in weiner activities and usually runs around saying the word weiner. they cannot resist the word weiner or anything involving weiners.
Tj was being such a weinerface so i killed him.
weinerface by smittayyy December 8, 2010

WeinerFag 

Your girlfriend's best male friend who has always liked her but never made a move (or made a move and got rejected).
You: Hey Sarah, wanna go to a movie and give each other handjobs in the back of the theater?

Sarah: I would, but Thursday is coffee night with Matt, my BFF.

You: Matt is a Weinerfag.
WeinerFag by WTHJ222 October 29, 2010

weinerface 

1. To suck at life
2. Dork
3. Goofball
1. I can't believe you got a 50 on that test, you're such a weinerface.
2. You weinerface! Don't do homework instead of watching Zoolander!
3. You're such a weinerface, calm down and get in to bed with me....right now....
weinerface by G$ March 1, 2005
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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