魏无羡 (Wèi wú xiàn) aka 魏婴(Wèi yīng) is one of the (gay) main characters in Mo Dao Zu Shi (魔道祖师), a danmei book written by MXTX (墨香铜臭). He is the husband of Lan wangji (蓝忘机). Wei wuxian likes to drink emperor's smile (天子笑) and he also likes to watch his husband drink emperor's smile and get drunk. Wei wuxian's waist is usually non-existent due to having everyday (天天) with Lan wangji. He especially likes to tease his husband but usually backfires onto himself.

魏无羡 : 蓝湛~~ 我今天买了一坛天子笑，陪我喝一点吗~~？
(wei wuxian: Lan Zhan~~ I bought some emperor's smile, let's drink some together~~)
蓝忘机：*因为是魏婴所以喝了一杯*
(Lan wangji: *drank a cup because it's Weiying*)
魏无羡：哎呀~ 一杯倒哦~ 蓝湛~~？二哥哥~~？在吗- 啊！
(Wei wuxian: oh my~ you're drunk~~ Lan zhan~~? second brother~~? hello- ah!)
蓝忘机：魏婴，天天
(Lan wangji: Wei ying, everyday.)
魏无羡：啊？啊啊啊！！！！蓝湛轻点~~ 啊啊啊啊！
(Wei wuxian: wha? aahhhh!!!! Lan zhan go lighter~~ ahhhhh!!!)
*everyday sounds can be heard all over gusu*

wei wuxian by Home is where danmei exists October 26, 2020

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Wei Wuxian

When Jiang Cheng screams Wei Wuxian

Jiang Cheng: ''WEI WUXIAN!!''

Wei Wuxian by jasmiiinstopczyk October 1, 2019

Wei Wuxian

The hottest character to ever exist. I want to lick his anal canal and use a strap-on, on him. He has the juciest peck I would like to have a squeeze.

WEI WUXIAN IS VERY HOT

Wei Wuxian by PegWeiWuxian November 1, 2021

Wei Wuxian

actually so hot, his ass is HUGE I want him to straddle me and I want to lick all over his juicy pink rimmed hole chain me to it

Ethan: I want to be harnessed to Wei Wuxian's fatttt ass.

Wei Wuxian has the ass of the century

Wei Wuxian by Jenny’s in love February 15, 2026

Weiwuism

The religion that worships flying monkeys from Uranus

Chris:my religion is weiwuism.
Rita: Me too! I'm all about those flying monkeys!

Weiwuism by california9492 November 23, 2016

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026