weekendvy

Term coined by psychologist Corinne Sweet, in response to a Travelodge survey which found that a quarter of Britons lie about their weekend activities to impress others. Envyous that other people are having more fun than them, while a weekend may consist of catching up on paperwork and being lazy, lies are told of extreme activities and derring do.

Anne: Blimey o'riley, did you hear what the MD's secretary was up to at the weekend? She's got it made!

Jemima: No, she's talking out of her arse, she's known for her weekendvy; she goes all Pinnochio every Monday morning.

by amscray September 11, 2011

Straightforward shooting weekend

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.

Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

by DukeOfYork November 21, 2019

avetard weekend

For an avetard the weekend consists of Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. This is because an avetard never goes to class during the week and wakes up at 2 pm everyday because they were extremely baked the night before. It's always the weekend for an avetard

An avetard weekend consists of literally everyday of the week, those dudes are so lazy.

by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019

Golden Weekend

A weekend in which a medical professional, usually a medical student or doctor, has both Saturday and Sunday to himself/herself, neither working at the hospital nor on call. Often rare, especially among interns and residents.

Just three more paracenteses, two subclavian lines, and one arterial blood gas to finish before I start my golden weekend! Just think how much studying I can do with two whole days!

by HEENT: WNL August 12, 2011

Weekend Wormhole

Distortion of spacetime between 5pm on Friday and 8am Monday causing one the feeling that there was no weekend at all.

Jeez, it's Monday morning already. I must have gone through a weekend wormhole. It feels like last week just ended.

by SteveReilly February 5, 2010

A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend

The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).

Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.

Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.

by PrinceAndrewIsGuilty July 7, 2020

weekend vape

A vape used solely on the weekends. Particularly for those who either only hit the vapes of their peers or are hesitant to admit their mild addiction to nicotine.

“Mom relax, it’s a just a weekend vape.”
“Hey it’s Friday, let’s go get a weekend vape.”
“What are you doing?! It’s Tuesday and you’re still hitting the weekend vape, WTF?!”
“WEEKEND VAAAAAPE!!!”

by Weekendvape January 7, 2023