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(noun) - A teacher who, during last period on a friday, assigns a project or a shitload of homework due next monday, effectively killing any chances of having fun during the weekend.
David: Man this weekend is gonna be crazy! Ready to rock bro?

Bro: Nah man, my history teacher gave me a long ass project due monday.

David: Damn, sucks to be you!

Bro: Yeah, Mrs. Karla is a real weekend vampire!
by outlaw pr June 11, 2010
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