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Weedman
WHO IS WEEDMAN?
Weedman is a man who LOVES weed. He eats, sleeps, breathes, drinks, and lives weed every day. He is SUPER buff.
HOW BUFF IS WEEDMAN?
Experts say that "Weedman is ripped as hell. Like his muscles are twice the size of the red balls that are outside target." And not to mention his 6 pack. Weedman's abs are so chiseled and he is insanely buff. Nobody knows why weedman is so buff. After all, he smokes weed 24/7 and sits on his couch doing absolutely nothing-- at least that what weedman wants you to think.
WHAT IS WEEDMAN'S JOB?
Stoner and by day, superhero by night!
WHAT ARE WEEDMAN'S ACCOPLISHMENTS?
Weedman is very smart and famous. He has two movies. "Weedman", rated 2/5 stars on amazon and "Weedman 2: House Arrest," rated 3/5 stars on amazon. He also has two books called "Weedman: The Remarkable Journey of Jimmy Divine," rated 5/5 stars on amazon and "Rufus and the Weed Man," also rated 5/5 stars on amazon. Not only all of that, but weedman also has a lawncare company which is rated 2.5/5 stars on yelp.
HOW DOES WEEDMAN FIGHT BAD GUYS?
Weedman defeats his enemies by giving them weed and then the enemies get high and then they forget why the are fighting weedman so they just leave.
WHAT IS WEEDMAN'S CATCHPHRASE?
WEEDMAN! WE CARE FOR YOUR LAWN
Weedman is a man who LOVES weed. He eats, sleeps, breathes, drinks, and lives weed every day. He is SUPER buff.
HOW BUFF IS WEEDMAN?
Experts say that "Weedman is ripped as hell. Like his muscles are twice the size of the red balls that are outside target." And not to mention his 6 pack. Weedman's abs are so chiseled and he is insanely buff. Nobody knows why weedman is so buff. After all, he smokes weed 24/7 and sits on his couch doing absolutely nothing-- at least that what weedman wants you to think.
WHAT IS WEEDMAN'S JOB?
Stoner and by day, superhero by night!
WHAT ARE WEEDMAN'S ACCOPLISHMENTS?
Weedman is very smart and famous. He has two movies. "Weedman", rated 2/5 stars on amazon and "Weedman 2: House Arrest," rated 3/5 stars on amazon. He also has two books called "Weedman: The Remarkable Journey of Jimmy Divine," rated 5/5 stars on amazon and "Rufus and the Weed Man," also rated 5/5 stars on amazon. Not only all of that, but weedman also has a lawncare company which is rated 2.5/5 stars on yelp.
HOW DOES WEEDMAN FIGHT BAD GUYS?
Weedman defeats his enemies by giving them weed and then the enemies get high and then they forget why the are fighting weedman so they just leave.
WHAT IS WEEDMAN'S CATCHPHRASE?
WEEDMAN! WE CARE FOR YOUR LAWN
Weedman by painda THE THIRD November 18, 2021
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Weedman
A creepy boy who lives on the internet... He would seduce a young girl on the internet with applesauce and sick promises. Leading her into his trap with a simple: "I can give you all the applesauce you want if you just follow me ;)"
The girl would follow him while her mother would scream her head off, attempting at throwing jerrycats at the boy's head.
But one day he woke up and was like "I'ma be trans."
The girl would follow him while her mother would scream her head off, attempting at throwing jerrycats at the boy's head.
But one day he woke up and was like "I'ma be trans."
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