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A small guy from Jackass with a big dick
weeman by hornylilfella July 10, 2003
a horny little kid that wants to get laid by everyone.
weeman by weeman April 4, 2005
a wee shit that resembles an umpalumpa.
usually found in the cheadle area of manchester he is short tempered, small and shops in the childrens wear department
wee man u are a wee shite
weeman by seano May 13, 2005

A Weeman 

A complete dumbass who is unaware of their surroundings at all times.
A man getting arrested for humping a pole in public thinking its a woman is a Weeman
A Weeman by Josh Weiman August 23, 2006

tenacious weeman 

when a dwarf really wants/needs some loving
"did you see Warwick Davis in Harry Potter, he looks like such a tenacious weeman

Ellie Weeman

Over weight pormisuous girl
Usually gross dirty or nasty
AKA Fat Slut
OMG, that go-go dancer looks like Ellie Weeman!!! GROSS!!
Ellie Weeman by Smakeahoe September 29, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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