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need for weed

that urge a true stoner gets after more than two hours of not being high as balls
"Damn dude that was some good herb."

"Yeah man but I don't know if im done yet."

"Fuck bro, you must really have the need- the need for weed!"
need for weed by Vintorez939 November 1, 2013

weed before sexual need 

Meaning that although girls can be a main part of your life, Mary Jane will always have a place in heart for you.
"Weed before sexual need bro"

You need to smoke weed 

when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her

"You need to smoke weed"
"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"

weed needles 

Something asshole teaches of over strict parents say to be dramatic. Kids they don't exist so if anybody tells you that about them tell them they are fucking retarted
You failed another test if you keep this up you will do weed needles.
weed needles by pussypounder24 October 18, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026