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Jackass oompa-loompa that sk8boards.
Teenage Girl: LOOK! IT'S WEE MAN!
Girls: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Wee Man by Gamex July 19, 2003

wee-man taco stand 

A sexual act in which a female receives cunilingus while standing with legs spread eagle from a dwarf/midget standing proud, standing tall.
Missy took a midget home from the bar last night, to feed at her wee-man taco stand.
wee-man taco stand by David Kenney November 30, 2007

Wee Man's Revenge 

When a man is fucking a midget, any style, and preforms a stunt on her that is shown in Jackass, whether that be a cum chug, an ass brand...etc.
Jim: "Hey, How'd it go with Charlene last night."
Bob: "It was great! we were doing doggy style, and since she's a midget I thought I would pull Wee Man's Revenge."
Jim: "Nice. What stunt did u do?"
Bob: "I branded a dick on her ass"
Jim: "Dude... weak."
Wee Man's Revenge by (-slimTHUG-) December 18, 2009

wee man complex

A reference to a person who feels inferior and therefore tries to stress the little bit of authority or power that they hold at every opportunity, in an attempt to impress people around him and to incorrectly reassure himself that the power he has is actually worth something.
It is generally used to refer to bouncers or security guards and occasionally but no where near as often some police officers.
1. "That bouncer KB'd me and was a cunt about it".
2. "Aye hes got the wee man complex".
wee man complex by bigman112 March 7, 2009

Oan yersel wee man

A term used at dnb raves to express pleasure or excitement
"Ken Jimmy ya cunt, thus tunes a belter mind"

"Ach aye. Oan yersel wee man!"
Oan yersel wee man by Acidliam August 2, 2019
The little Jackass star who is supposedly dead (but hes not) Hes so funny! But hes not sexay.
Night Pandas (Jackass the Movie)
Wee-Man by Angie March 18, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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