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1. A short male (Scottish)
2. A small penis (Scottish)
''Grant put your wee man away''
Wee Man by Brendan April 6, 2003
Jackass oompa-loompa that sk8boards.
Teenage Girl: LOOK! IT'S WEE MAN!
Girls: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Wee Man by Gamex July 19, 2003

wee-man taco stand 

A sexual act in which a female receives cunilingus while standing with legs spread eagle from a dwarf/midget standing proud, standing tall.
Missy took a midget home from the bar last night, to feed at her wee-man taco stand.
wee-man taco stand by David Kenney November 30, 2007

Wee Man's Revenge 

When a man is fucking a midget, any style, and preforms a stunt on her that is shown in Jackass, whether that be a cum chug, an ass brand...etc.
Jim: "Hey, How'd it go with Charlene last night."
Bob: "It was great! we were doing doggy style, and since she's a midget I thought I would pull Wee Man's Revenge."
Jim: "Nice. What stunt did u do?"
Bob: "I branded a dick on her ass"
Jim: "Dude... weak."
Wee Man's Revenge by (-slimTHUG-) December 18, 2009

wee man complex

A reference to a person who feels inferior and therefore tries to stress the little bit of authority or power that they hold at every opportunity, in an attempt to impress people around him and to incorrectly reassure himself that the power he has is actually worth something.
It is generally used to refer to bouncers or security guards and occasionally but no where near as often some police officers.
1. "That bouncer KB'd me and was a cunt about it".
2. "Aye hes got the wee man complex".
wee man complex by bigman112 March 7, 2009

Oan yersel wee man

A term used at dnb raves to express pleasure or excitement
"Ken Jimmy ya cunt, thus tunes a belter mind"

"Ach aye. Oan yersel wee man!"
Oan yersel wee man by Acidliam August 2, 2019