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When you go over to your friends garage for one drink but stay for 10.
I went over to Reggie’s garage for one drink but I got wedgified!
Wedgified by Chumball January 3, 2026

Wedgification 

The process of intentionally creating a hostile environment between two individuals previously in some form of relationship so that the relationship will end in a bitter fashion.

Conjugations that are acceptable- Wedgified, Wedged, Wedge, Wedgie (person who is wedged), Wedger (instigator)
1.
Chelsea: Is there any chance of you two getting back together?

Lindsay: NO! The relationship has been wedgified. He keeps uploading on facebook and myspace pictures of his new skank!

2.
Michael: I couldn't figure out how to break up with Emma, so I told her I'm gay.

James: You are the master wedger!

Michael: Yea but it makes dating her sister so much more difficult!

James: Sounds like there is potential wedgification between the two sisters.
Wedgification by Sweet 650 March 28, 2008

wogified 

A house or car which is altered to conform with a different ethnic style which is really out of place. Usually people doing this are completely unaware of how bad it is. Older generations are bad at this and this makes their children mad.
Someone put purple fluff on my GT Fords dashboard as a joke....boy is this car wogified. Mario put big white Corinthian columns each side of his front door...That nice house is ruined, it has been wogified.
wogified by Kinko Jnr October 15, 2019

Wedgificated 

An Adjective;

To describe ones position, usually jammed between two or more objects unwillingly.

ie. "I was jumping around and managed to get my ankle wedgificated inside a rabbit warren" or
"FFS spent the past 3 hours trying to get my head out of the gate, i wedgificated it between the bars after hurling abuse at the dog"
ie. "I was jumping around and managed to get my ankle wedgificated inside a rabbit warren" or

"FFS spent the past 3 hours trying to get my head out of the fence, i wedgificated it between the bars after hurling abuse at the lemurs"

Westified (westify) 

to westernize something (or someone) to the point where it is completely indistinguishable from it's original state
The Chinese food at the restaurant was completely westified (westify).
Westified (westify) by diamondaze February 8, 2007

weakified 

A strong man that has become a pussy
Bruce Willis in friends became weakified from Die Hard days.
weakified by Peezy Pete March 19, 2023