Wedgificated 

An Adjective;

To describe ones position, usually jammed between two or more objects unwillingly.

ie. "I was jumping around and managed to get my ankle wedgificated inside a rabbit warren" or
"FFS spent the past 3 hours trying to get my head out of the gate, i wedgificated it between the bars after hurling abuse at the dog"

ie. "I was jumping around and managed to get my ankle wedgificated inside a rabbit warren" or

"FFS spent the past 3 hours trying to get my head out of the fence, i wedgificated it between the bars after hurling abuse at the lemurs"

Wedgificated by Mattyizzle Azizzle April 4, 2007

Wedgification 

The process of intentionally creating a hostile environment between two individuals previously in some form of relationship so that the relationship will end in a bitter fashion.

Conjugations that are acceptable- Wedgified, Wedged, Wedge, Wedgie (person who is wedged), Wedger (instigator)

1.
Chelsea: Is there any chance of you two getting back together?

Lindsay: NO! The relationship has been wedgified. He keeps uploading on facebook and myspace pictures of his new skank!

2.
Michael: I couldn't figure out how to break up with Emma, so I told her I'm gay.

James: You are the master wedger!

Michael: Yea but it makes dating her sister so much more difficult!

James: Sounds like there is potential wedgification between the two sisters.

Wedgification by Sweet 650 March 28, 2008