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weaned on a pickle 

having a sour, disagreeable, or unpleasant look on one's face
When someone is constantly frowning we often say he or she was weaned on a pickle because a sour pickle causes us to grimace.
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Coffee weaner 

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee weaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee weaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee weaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Coffee weaner by Equal crack May 20, 2016
To get repeatedly screwed over by someone who you work for or with. To be constantly harassed and demeaned through passive aggressive schedule and workload changes, both unnecessary and evil.
Bob stole all of my clients. "Dude, you got weaved"

Gary just weaved me; he called and requested a schedule reduction after we discovered 3 people were being laid off.
Weaved by Icon_WRX January 23, 2009
When an individual sqeezes through a tight space only to rub their weiner across another persons back.
I was sitting in my chair and my boss sqeezed by and weened me from shoulder to shoulder.
Weened by Tuggles El Beaver March 18, 2009

three shits from Wedneday 

A time then you have crap-load of work to do before the week is over.

three- indicates the immensity of the work
shits- implies the things which need to be accomplished are unpleasant
Wednesday- signifies the urgency of the work to be done
John: Hey, do you want to catch a movie tonight?
Sarah: Sorry, you caught me "three shits from Wedneday". Maybe next week when finals are over.
a caucasian male or female that emulates all aspects of being an urban Mexican, exclusively hangs out with Mexicans, acts Mexican, and even speaks with a typical urban Mexican accent while not being able to speak a word of Spanish

white + beaner = weaner

see beaner
Girl 1: Are you finding it hard to understand Suzie lately?

Girl 2: Yeah. Ever since she started hanging out with that guy Beto she's turned into a real weaner.
weaner by eradic1 January 1, 2010
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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