Weaner

The perfect substitute for any noun, adjective, and/or verb.

Sean - Hey Shane, did you weaner the weaner for weaner?
Shane - Of course I weanered that weaner it was so weaner.
Sean - Oh nice! Can I have the weaners for the weaner?
Shane - No, that's weanering Sean!
Sean - Sorry, sometimes I'm a weaner.

by Yaknowweanermann November 10, 2009

Weaner

The male genital area that squirts out semen and makes pee pee.
The penis

I peed in the sink toilet and everyone saw my weaner

by Jacque Johney August 07, 2003

Weaner

A wanna be beaner.
A white person who acts like a mexicanbeaner.

"Kevin! Put down that Burrito and take a shower!!! Ya damn weaner!"

by MEXICAN girl September 14, 2008

Weaner

A white, usualy male, person who tries to act Mexicanin every aspect. See Beaner.

All he does is hang out with spicks he is such a beaner.

by Gringo December 07, 2004

Weaner

A wannabe beaner.

Gino, stop wearing that you weaner!

by losphanimales October 20, 2010

Weaner

A white kid trying to be latino also known as a beaner hence weaner.

Man that guy is such a weaner driving that lowered s-10 with hydraulics listening to sean paul.

by Jeremy "Paranoia" Nokes October 13, 2006

weaner

a caucasian male or female that emulates all aspects of being an urban Mexican, exclusively hangs out with Mexicans, acts Mexican, and even speaks with a typical urban Mexican accent while not being able to speak a word of Spanish

white + beaner = weaner

see beaner

Girl 1: Are you finding it hard to understand Suzie lately?

Girl 2: Yeah. Ever since she started hanging out with that guy Beto she's turned into a real weaner.

by eradic1 January 01, 2010