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Cassock Wearer
This is a term that was originally applied, not to clergy, but to a female with an unsightly arse. The arse in question might be fat, lopsided or saggy, it could be overly skinny or have strange looking lumps and bumps on it, or it may just not look right. Any of these attributes would turn her into a cassock wearer. It all goes back to a saying that started in England just after World War II. At that time, most people went to church and would kneel for prayers on a sort of cushion called a hassock. These hassocks could be lopsided or saggy, frequently skinny and often had strange looking lumps on them. Somebody made the comparison of an unsightly female arse to a hassock and from this grew the rhyme “with an arse like a hassock she should wear a cassock”, which was shortened to cassock wearer. It has now become a term applied generally to an unprepossessing female.
Cassock Wearer by AKACroatalin September 4, 2016
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Brain-Weasels
Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.
I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.
Brain-Weasels by e.m.b. December 16, 2015
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weasel-foot
a derogatory term, aimed at no group or persons in particular, used with the intent of completely and utterly confusing the receiver of the insult.
weasel-foot by JFrag November 2, 2007
weaselbee
Used as an insult in the third installment of the Harry Potter series, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
"You two shopping for your new dream home? Bit grand for you, isn't it, Weaselbee? Don't your family all sleep in... one room? " Draco as Ron is looking at the Shrieking Shack with Hermione.
weaselbee by Orion Beckett May 20, 2017
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